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Not Old School...Old Testament...
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We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
-Pat Williams (76'ers GM)
“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your arse hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done."
-Matt Stairs (Phillies)
"The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back."
-Steve Garvey (Dodgers)
"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them!"
-Jimmy Demaret (Golfer)
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
-Bill Shankly (Soccer Player/Manager)
“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
“It ain’t over till it’s over.”
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-Yogi Berra (Yankees)
“I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you’re the one talking.”
-Gordie Howe (Hockey Legend)
"I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling."
-Joe Namath (Jets)
"To be the man, you have to beat the man."
-Ric Flair (Wrestler)
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ***."
-Bobby Knight (Basketball Legend)
"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."
-John Madden
"The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex."
-Carl Everett (Red Sox)
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theesman (Arrogant SOB)
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
-Dennis Rodman (Bulls)
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out!"
-George Brett (Royals)
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
-Hank Aaron (Braves)
"What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining."
-Ditka
-Pat Williams (76'ers GM)
“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your arse hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done."
-Matt Stairs (Phillies)
"The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back."
-Steve Garvey (Dodgers)
"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them!"
-Jimmy Demaret (Golfer)
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
-Bill Shankly (Soccer Player/Manager)
“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
“It ain’t over till it’s over.”
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-Yogi Berra (Yankees)
“I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you’re the one talking.”
-Gordie Howe (Hockey Legend)
"I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling."
-Joe Namath (Jets)
"To be the man, you have to beat the man."
-Ric Flair (Wrestler)
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ***."
-Bobby Knight (Basketball Legend)
"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."
-John Madden
"The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex."
-Carl Everett (Red Sox)
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theesman (Arrogant SOB)
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
-Dennis Rodman (Bulls)
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out!"
-George Brett (Royals)
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
-Hank Aaron (Braves)
"What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining."
-Ditka
