Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her

joseephuss

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I think this guy would have been better off if the shot had killed her because now he is going to be in trouble.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/florida-man-mistakes-girlfriend-for-a-hog-shoots-her/

Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her

Life at home for one Florida man got a lot more complicated when he accidentally shot his girlfriend in both legs thinking she was a hog.

Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies say 52-year-old Steven Egan was hog hunting Saturday night with girlfriend Lisa Simmons at a hunting camp off a rural county road in Flagler, in the northern part of the state.

Around 7:30 p.m., officials said, Egan shot at a hog and then left Simmons behind in the tent to go look for it. When he heard a noise in the woods he fired his gun again, thinking it was the animal.

Unbeknown to Egan, Simmons had also left the tent to pick up loose oranges that had fallen from trees on the property. Instead of hitting his wild target, Egan struck his girlfriend in both legs with a .30-caliber bullet.

“He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it,” Maj. Steve Clair with the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office told ABCNews.com. “He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot.”
 

vta

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I think he mistook himself for a hunter.
He should turn to other hobbies, before he kills someone.
 

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She was not a hog, she was just big boned. :mad:

She should wear a jingle bell next time she goes hunting w/ him.

Jingle Bell = "Do not shoot in this noisy direction. Your big boned GF is somewhere in this direction."
 

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ScipioCowboy;4524309 said:
Something about cushion and pushin'...

or maybe something about "looser waistband = deeper quicksand".
 

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He finally had enough.

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Don't drink and shoot!

Seriously, the most avid hunter I know will no longer hunt on any lease where he does not know everyone who's there. Drunken hunters being the leading culprits. He has some scary horror stories of inebriated idiots with guns.
 

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i guess fat people can stil be picked on. maybe she can sue him for some kind of discrimination
 
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