Twitter: For all those who get their takes from the talking heads

[Rockport]

You know who you are and there of many of you.

 

[Aviano90]

 

[DanTanna]

Legs are too big.

 

[5Stars]

You know who you are and there of many of you.

lmao....!!!
that was good

 

[AmericasTeam81]

It’s only a matter of time...

 

[Ranching]

You know who you are and there of many of you.
https://twitter.com/michaelirvin88/status/1383122303865737217?s=21

Thank goodness for paper bags! Lol

 

[kskboys]

Thank goodness for paper bags! Lol

Done worse!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

Bought some prophylactics the other day and the clerk asked if I wanted a bag. "No thanks, she ain't that ugly."

 

[5Stars]

Bought some prophylactics the other day and the clerk asked if I wanted a bag. "No thanks, she ain't that ugly."

WTH is going on around here! lmao....I usually get the plastic one with arm holes so she can't get it off...she ugly, but sweet.

 

[jnday]

Bought some prophylactics the other day and the clerk asked if I wanted a bag. "No thanks, she ain't that ugly."

Best post of the offseason.

 

[Ranching]

Done worse!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back in college some of us idiots would rank girls by the number of beers it would take to take to go out with them. A beautiful woman walked in once and my buddy asked me, how many beers would that one take. I said 18. He said, what!!! She's beautiful. I said, SHE would have to drink the 18 to go out with me!

 

[shabazz]

Not a dam bit of difference from those getting their “takes” from the New York Times

 

[5Stars]

Back in college some of us idiots would rank girls by the number of beers it would take to take to go out with them. A beautiful woman walked in once and my buddy asked me, how many beers would that one take. I said 18. He said, what!!! She's beautiful. I said, SHE would have to drink the 18 to go out with me!

lol...what you talking about! Your probably handsome as your horse.

 

[Ranching]

lol...what you talking about! Your probably handsome as your horse.

Yes, but I'm humble! Lol

 

[kskboys]

Other day me n' Ranching were wondering down the beach. Well, the chicks just wouldn't stop lookin' n whistlin' at ol' Ranching. I was upset, to say the least. So I asked him what his secret was.

"Put a potato in your swimtrunks."

Well, I did, and there we go walkin' down the beach again. Same dang thing, Ranching gettin' all the whistles n looks.

"Dangit, man, I did what you said, why all the wimmins still givin' you the business?"

"Put the potato in the front."

 

[5Stars]

Other day me n' Ranching were wondering down the beach. Well, the chicks just wouldn't stop lookin' n whistlin' at ol' Ranching. I was upset, to say the least. So I asked him what his secret was.

"Put a potato in your swimtrunks."

Well, I did, and there we go walkin' down the beach again. Same dang thing, Ranching gettin' all the whistles n looks.

"Dangit, man, I did what you said, why all the wimmins still givin' you the business?"

"Put the potato in the front."

lmao!!!!!! Bro...stop it!~

 

[Ranching]

Other day me n' Ranching were wondering down the beach. Well, the chicks just wouldn't stop lookin' n whistlin' at ol' Ranching. I was upset, to say the least. So I asked him what his secret was.

"Put a potato in your swimtrunks."

Well, I did, and there we go walkin' down the beach again. Same dang thing, Ranching gettin' all the whistles n looks.

"Dangit, man, I did what you said, why all the wimmins still givin' you the business?"

"Put the potato in the front."

 

[5Stars]

I did not know you were freaky like that! lol

 

[Ranching]

I did not know you were freaky like that! lol

I used the big brown potatoes, @kskboys bought the little red one!

 

[JoeKing]

Damn, I just ripped a stitch from laughing so hard. We have some funny folks on this board. Thanks for the great sense of humor you peoples have.