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I saw this today and just fell over laughing. 
Can you imagine the 1st conversaton he has w/ his cellies?
cellmate1: "Hey, what are you in for?"
clown: "I would rather not talk about it."
cellmate2: "Hey man, you... ummm... got something on your face."
*** all cellies fall on the floor laughing ***
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0709101clown1.html
Clown Busted In Sex Attack
Mexican cops nab street performer for assaulting stepdaughter
JULY 9--A Mexican street clown--arrested in full face paint--was booked Wednedsday on a sexual assault charge. Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when collared by cops in connection with the alleged assault of his teenage stepdaughter. Velazquez posed for the below mug shot, which was released by the Chihuahua state attorney general's office (along with a press release, in Spanish, about the case). Juarez, a border town across from El Paso, Texas, is the violent epicenter of the country's narcoterrorism plague. Velazquez is the latest suspect to be nabbed with something (besides guilt) on his face. Click here to see some other adorned arrestees. (14 pages)
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Can you imagine the 1st conversaton he has w/ his cellies?cellmate1: "Hey, what are you in for?"
clown: "I would rather not talk about it."
cellmate2: "Hey man, you... ummm... got something on your face."
*** all cellies fall on the floor laughing ***
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0709101clown1.html
Clown Busted In Sex Attack
Mexican cops nab street performer for assaulting stepdaughter
JULY 9--A Mexican street clown--arrested in full face paint--was booked Wednedsday on a sexual assault charge. Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when collared by cops in connection with the alleged assault of his teenage stepdaughter. Velazquez posed for the below mug shot, which was released by the Chihuahua state attorney general's office (along with a press release, in Spanish, about the case). Juarez, a border town across from El Paso, Texas, is the violent epicenter of the country's narcoterrorism plague. Velazquez is the latest suspect to be nabbed with something (besides guilt) on his face. Click here to see some other adorned arrestees. (14 pages)
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