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The OL The OL!!!

What will we do??? What will we do?? The season is over! This team has won games and lost games in the past and that proves they suck

My mind is boggling! Jerry Jones eats small puppies! Tony Romo got sacked getting out of his car. Costa fell off the toilet! Put Rob Ryan in at center.

Help!



Sorry having a little fun with everyone freaking out over one preseason game.
 
Bungarian;4669837 said:
The OL The OL!!!

What will we do??? What will we do?? The season is over! This team has won games and lost games in the past and that proves they suck

My mind is boggling! Jerry Jones eats small puppies! Tony Romo got sacked getting out of his car. Costa fell off the toilet! Put Rob Ryan in at center.

Help!

Sorry having a little fun with everyone freaking out over one preseason game.

as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly....
 
Bungarian;4669837 said:
The OL The OL!!!

What will we do??? What will we do?? The season is over! This team has won games and lost games in the past and that proves they suck

My mind is boggling! Jerry Jones eats small puppies! Tony Romo got sacked getting out of his car. Costa fell off the toilet! Put Rob Ryan in at center.

Help!



Sorry having a little fun with everyone freaking out over one preseason game.

It's not just one preseason game.

It has been a concern for many years.
It was a concern last season.
It needed fixed in the off-season, .. there was fear that it had not been fixed.
The first preseason game did nothing to calm the fears.

I am not freaking out, but I'm not confident in our OL presently.
 
WV Cowboy;4669881 said:
It's not just one preseason game.

It has been a concern for many years.
It was a concern last season.
It needed fixed in the off-season, .. there was fear that it had not been fixed.
The first preseason game did nothing to calm the fears.

I am not freaking out, but I'm not confident in our OL presently.

the happy fans are really desperate anymore

16 years of mediocre and they claim we are the ones not facing reality
 
burmafrd;4669904 said:
the happy fans are really desperate anymore

16 years of mediocre and they claim we are the ones not facing reality

I guess Burm, .. man, nobody loves the Cowboys more than I do, but it is what it is, ... and it ain't been pretty.
 
WV Cowboy;4669913 said:
I guess Burm, .. man, nobody loves the Cowboys more than I do, but it is what it is, ... and it ain't been pretty.

This thread was in fun. If you want serious discussion there are plenty back in the main forum.
 
Bungarian;4669918 said:
This thread was in fun. If you want serious discussion there are plenty back in the main forum.

Thank you 'thread master'.
 
WV Cowboy;4669952 said:
That will be all, .. you're dismissed.

The threadmaster never sleeps. I am always ready to.....

Hold on while I eat this doughnut.
 
iceberg;4669844 said:
as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly....

I opened this thread for the sole purpose of posting that quote. "They're dropping like bags of wet cement!". Ha! Still funny.
 
WV Cowboy;4669881 said:
It's not just one preseason game.

It has been a concern for many years.
It was a concern last season.
It needed fixed in the off-season, .. there was fear that it had not been fixed.
The first preseason game did nothing to calm the fears.

I am not freaking out, but I'm not confident in our OL presently.

^^This.
 
Idgit;4669992 said:
I opened this thread for the sole purpose of posting that quote. "They're dropping like bags of wet cement!". Ha! Still funny.

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then mr carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. i guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose.

it gets pretty strange after that.

i really don't know to describe it. it's as if the turkeys launched a counter attack...
 
fyi - i did a search on some of the lines to the show to make sure i'd get them right as this went on.

the 1st site to come up?

this thread.
 

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