Gonna return this cheapie ouija board

[Reverend Conehead]

This ouija board I bought is cheap Chinese-made crap. You can only summon Chinese demons with it and they don't speak English. If I send this thing back to Amazon, I hope the demons won't remain. They would be all angry that I don't know how to make wanton soup.

 

[darthseinfeld]

It seems they at least gave you some good Chinese demon drugs

 

[LocimusPrime]

This ouija board I bought is cheap Chinese-made crap. You can only summon Chinese demons with it and they don't speak English. If I send this thing back to Amazon, I hope the demons won't remain. They would be all angry that I don't know how to make wanton soup.

Everyone knows that only the Chinese can use Chinese ouija boards...Comeon now. It's an ancient Chinese secret.

 

[JoeKing]

racist

 

[viman96]

 

[viman96]

 

[Ranched]

This ouija board I bought is cheap Chinese-made crap. You can only summon Chinese demons with it and they don't speak English. If I send this thing back to Amazon, I hope the demons won't remain. They would be all angry that I don't know how to make wanton soup.