Have you ever made your own joke?

[tupperware]

Okay mine is kind of lame but my kids liked it.

What do you call a poem written by a doctor? (Scroll down for the answer)



























































Shrink Wrap / Rap

Now it's your turn.

 

[TheDallasDon]

I actually got my own comedy skit show I'm about to launch, though most of the jokes are not going to be able to post here

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Okay mine is kind of lame but my kids liked it.

What do you call a poem written by a doctor? (Scroll down for the answer)





shrink wrap/rap.

:laugh2: That is lame but I like it. When a joke gets labeled lame I just have to hear it.

I came up with one awhile back that is really lame but my wife loves it.

What do you call a brownie that is sad?







































A frownie.

 

[tupperware]

lol, anyone got more lame jokes?

 

[Hostile]

I used to do stand up. I opened for my brother-in-law a few times. It's fun but nerve wracking.

 

[TheDallasDon]

lol, anyone got more lame jokes?

I got 1 but I didn't make it up,

What do bees where when they go swimming?










.............a bee-kini

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Here's mine. It cracked-up a group of the neighborhood whistle britches a few days back when I was out walking the dogs, so I guess I'd consider that high praise?

Q: What do the Keebler Elves sleep in?

A: Cookie Sheets.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Quite a few years back, a friend of mine was trying to make weight for the Air-Force. I told him I could help him get rid of ten pounds of ugly fat, but he would have to follow my instructions.

When he asked how, I gave him a paper bag and told him to use it to cover up his face.

We still get a good laugh about that one.

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.















p.s., I don't really think rape is funny, I just love the look on people's faces when they get the joke after a few seconds of thinking.

 

[tupperware]

Heh here's another one, from an actual conversation my mother had with directv when they were going to upgrade her dish. They were giving her the prices and said that included the install by the friendly directv technician.

I told her she should have asked how much the unfriendly ones went for.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Quite a few years back, a friend of mine was trying to make weight for the Air-Force. I told him I could help him get rid of ten pounds of ugly fat, but he would have to follow my instructions.

When he asked how, I gave him a paper bag and told him to use it to cover up his face.

We still get a good laugh about that one.

:laugh2:

When I was a kid, we were having a family lunch, and dessert was being served.

As one of my aunts was cutting pieces of cake, I rushed up and grabbed the biggest piece. She laughed and said, "You must think you've been really good or something today, to take such a big slice, huh?"

I shoveled in a fork-full and replied, "Yup, and this is my just desserts." :

 

[Rynie]

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?












Her lipstick.


(i didn't make that up...it's funny though.)

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick.

(i didn't make that up...it's funny though.)

Ummm?

 

[rash]

I used to do stand up. I opened for my brother-in-law a few times. It's fun but nerve wracking.

Hos you definitely are a jack of all trades man.

 

[5Stars]

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?












Her lipstick.


(i didn't make that up...it's funny though.)

:laugh2: :laugh1:

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. p.s., I don't really think rape is funny, I just love the look on people's faces when they get the joke after a few seconds of thinking.

That's bad....

Still got a laugh out of it though.

 

[TheDallasDon]

When there's a "will", there's usually a dead person behind it................

 

[tupperware]

Hos you definitely are a jack of all trades man.

I know he is, right?

I could tell you about the one time I flew to the moon and Hos would be in the thread telling us about the time he dined with Aliens on Pluto.

 

[CliffnDallas]

No. I have no children.

 

[Payton34Smith22]

What do you call a dog with no legs?










It don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.