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Sometimes they just don't understand... ;)

Her diary... His Diary

HER DIARY:
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched Sports Center. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:
Today the Cowboys lost, but at least I got laid.

If this had been the wife of an Eagle fan she woulda had a black eye... :D
 

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trickblue said:
Sometimes they just don't understand... ;)

Her diary... His Diary

HER DIARY:
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched Sports Center. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:
Today the Cowboys lost, but at least I got laid.

If this had been the wife of an Eagle fan she woulda had a black eye... :D
So thats why when the Cowboys loose, I get laid. :D
 

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Banned_n_austin said:
Did you know that the police get the most domestic violence calls on Super Bowl Sunday?

No ****.

and did you know that the domestic violence rate goes up in DFW after a Cowboys loss?

I wonder if the pregnancy rate goes up after a Cowboy victory...
 

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trickblue said:
and did you know that the domestic violence rate goes up in DFW after a Cowboys loss?

I wonder if the pregnancy rate goes up after a Cowboy victory...
You would be able to measure that...nine months later. :D
 

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cowboyfan4life_mark said:
You would be able to measure that...nine months later. :D

That and by the number of children named "Troy", "Michael", "Jay" and "Emmitt"... :D
 

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trickblue said:
Sometimes they just don't understand... ;)


Her diary... His Diary


HER DIARY:
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched Sports Center. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:
Today the Cowboys lost, but at least I got laid.


If this had been the wife of an Eagle fan she woulda had a black eye... :D

Absolute classic!! Never heard that one before. I can relate though.... I'm basically unapproachable after a Cowboys loss. Although, unfortunately, I cope with them better lately due to being used to them. :mad:
 
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