Here's why the Cowboys have had an injury bug during the MM era

[TheCritic]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

 

[AbeBeta]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

Oooh let's fat shame. That's mature

Wasn't even funny

 

[AsthmaField]

Patrick Surtain just had a pick-6 for a TD against Minnesota.

 

[Fontaine]

Imagine making fun of someone for being heavier. You’re all class bro.

 

[Wezsh0T]

Patrick Surtain just had a pick-6 for a TD against Minnesota.

We couldn't have drafted him anyway...

 

[phildadon86]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

Jesus. Keyboard warrior commenting on another mans appearance

 

[AsthmaField]

We couldn't have drafted him anyway...

That is correct. I’d rather have Parsons anyway since they’re going to use him both on and off the ball. He will have a larger impact than a CB.

Besides, Parsons/Joseph is probably far better than Surtain/Bolden (or some other 2nd round LB).

 

[Carson]

Patrick Surtain just had a pick-6 for a TD against Minnesota.

I was probably the biggest PS2 supporter on this board. Happy to see him play well

 

[AsthmaField]

I liked him too. However it was Browning at QB and it is preseason, so… but good play by him.

 

[DCBoysfan]

Patrick Surtain just had a pick-6 for a TD against Minnesota.

That was nice.

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

Delete

 

[RoyalCowboy]

This forum is slowly becoming pretty terrible.

 

[AsthmaField]

That was nice.

Thanks man. I try to say good things about any rookie that we considered drafting.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Picking on somebody else's appearance is usually a sign of one's own insecurities.

I hope you find a way to gain self confidence without tearing other people down.

 

[Cowpolk]

It is not an era yet

 

[AsthmaField]

This forum is slowly becoming pretty terrible.

What’s bad is that if the OP said that about another member here it would be deleted. However, since it is an employee of the Cowboys, apparently it is fine to say whatever horrid things that people can think up… as long as they don’t use profanity, of course.

 

[lkelly]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

 

[ConstantReboot]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

These fat jokes are getting dry.

I think its time we have it spun to it's own zone. How bout Fat Zone?

 

[ultron]

As MM continues to gain weight, he is breathing harder, thus sucking up more oxygen, thus causing an oxygen depletion around training camp. A depletion of oxygen causes the players to become more injury prone. Simple as that.

Jason Garrett had the right idea by moving the Oxygen around with both of his hands (some people claim he was constantly clapping)

 

[TheCritic]

Dear Mike McCarthy,

As you can see, there are a lot of CZ Cowboys fans who are "offended". They are either as heavy as you are or as light as a snowflake. Either way, you are the only one deserving of an apology if you need one, not those who are feigning fake outrage. Best of luck this season.