Twitter: Humor: Byron Jones having a c-section

[WoodysGirl]

 

[CowboyStar88]

I'm going to leave this one alone...

It's too easy...

Exit thread and walk away...

 

[irishline]

Good thing we have a bye. He's gonna need that week to recover.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

He used 2 emojis. Must be expecting twins.

 

[Bullflop]

Whoever that woman is who didn't get her message might be in for a little surprise come Monday . . .

 

[Boyzmamacita]

He played at UConn so he must use the same area code.

 

[Blackspider214]

Man he played the entire training season while pregnant. That's talent!

 

[Bullflop]

He played at UConn so he must use the same area code.

Well, that's a good thing -- at least he won't have to go too far to get to the hospital in time!

 

[Bullflop]

Man he played the entire training season while pregnant. That's talent!

No kidding . . . I'm amazed he managed to make that many hard hits without a miscarriage!

 

[irishline]

Whoever that woman is who didn't get her message might be in for a little surprise come Monday . . .

Yeah apparently Byron Jones is giving birth to her twins.

 

[Bullflop]

Yeah apparently Byron Jones is giving birth to her twins.

Must've been an unusual situation. He must be one of those surrogates replacing the actual mom -- a remarkable feat, indeed!

 

[irishline]

Must've been an unusual situation. He must be one of those surrogates replacing the actual mom -- a remarkable feat, indeed!

If that's the case I am glad it is a c-section because the other alternate would have to be beyond excruciating for him.

 

[Bullflop]

If that's the case I am glad it is a c-section because the other alternate would have to be beyond excruciating for him.

H-m-m, I do imagine anal tunnel births are quite difficult to say the least . . .

 

[ElGatoGrande]

Those C section kids look alright but they're a little weird,,, whenever they leave a house they leave through the window instead of the door.

 

[Seven]

I expected this from Mo.......

 

[Boyzmamacita]

This turned out to be a great thread. Good ole Twitter.

 

[Sasquatch]

Initially thought thread title said "rumor" and had to do a double-take.

 

[AsthmaField]

H-m-m, I do imagine anal tunnel births are quite difficult to say the least . . .

That's how Commander fans are born.

 

[T-RO]

Cut Byron Jones open. You'd find a football inside.

It's always coursed through his veins but has recently started to calcify.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Folks are making light of it, but I think it's unprofessional of Jones to get himself pregnant knowing his delivery date could be around playoff time.