Humor: Cowboys at Bucs Drinking Game

ArtClink

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Perhaps a little alcohol is the answer to enjoying our opener in Tampa. Here are a few ideas to make Thursday a fun drinking game kind of evening.

During the game, take a shot when you see or hear:

1. Jerry and son in the owners box
2. “Most profitable sports franchise”
3. “Jerry Jones” (take one shot for every block of ten times his name is uttered). Note: According to legend, if an NFL GM says "Jerry Jones" five times in front of a mirror, Jerry’s spirit will appear and kill the GM’s team’s ability to win meaningful playoff games.
4. Bad shotgun snap
5. Jaylon Smith is out of position
6. Any Spaulding sighting
7. Haven’t been to a Super Bowl since 1996
8. Jerry’s latest event heading to AT&T stajum
9. Gene Jones Jeans (now available in Cowboys pro shops everywhere)
10. Our new defensive coordinator brings “an attacking style defense”
11. Blown assignment in our secondary
12. Bad call
 

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Perhaps a little alcohol is the answer to enjoying our opener in Tampa. Here are a few ideas to make Thursday a fun drinking game kind of evening.

During the game, take a shot when you see or hear:

1. Jerry and son in the owners box
2. “Most profitable sports franchise”
3. “Jerry Jones” (take one shot for every block of ten times his name is uttered). Note: According to legend, if an NFL GM says "Jerry Jones" five times in front of a mirror, Jerry’s spirit will appear and kill the GM’s team’s ability to win meaningful playoff games.
4. Bad shotgun snap
5. Jaylon Smith is out of position
6. Any Spaulding sighting
7. Haven’t been to a Super Bowl since 1996
8. Jerry’s latest event heading to AT&T stajum
9. Gene Jones Jeans (now available in Cowboys pro shops everywhere)
10. Our new defensive coordinator brings “an attacking style defense”
11. Blown assignment in our secondary
12. Bad call

I'll probably be puking by the end of the first quarter.
 
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