HUMOR: ESPN two-hour special on TO tonight!

[HanfordDixon]

Found this on the ESPN website:

Owens reportedly walked past Parcells yesterday and looked the other way. Parcells then appeared to look down and grunt. ESPN has canceled two hours of poker tonight to cover this breaking story. The network has uncovered six camera angles of the exchange and lined up its top nine NFL analysts in an attempt to answer the pressing questions.


Did TO purposely snub Parcells? Did Parcells grunt? Was it a grunt of annoyance or fallout from the chilli dog he ate for lunch? What does this mean for the future of the Dallas Cowboys?


Tune in at 8 p.m. as ESPN covers this breaking news story...

 

[CrazyCowboy]

funny......

 

[burmafrd]

Once upon a time I would have called this either satire or parody. But now with the way ESPN is I would not be suprised at all.

 

[dmq]

Hey a new TO thread cool.

 

[88 enough said]

This stuff is a joke. I think all would be well and good if the media wasn't there with a cattle prod poking it through the fence all the time

 

[HanfordDixon]

I think everybody feels that way.

I am just ignoring it all now.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Hilarious Hanford.

 

[jcblanco22]

I think everybody feels that way.

I am just ignoring it all now.

Hey Hanford, how's Frank Minnifield doing?

 

[HanfordDixon]

Frankie's doin great. Runs a chain of car washes in El Segundo.

 

[dargonking999]

rawr.

 

[jcblanco22]

Frankie's doin great. Runs a chain of car washes in El Segundo.

I like it.

In all seriousness, I am intrigued by the oddity of a member of a Cowboys message board having a screen name memorializing a Cleveland Browns cornerback. How'd you arrive on that screen name, I take it you were a big fan of his?

 

[HanfordDixon]

Not really. Just like the name and it represents the era I came of age watching the NFL.

 

[Rampage]

beautiful

 

[percyhoward]

ESPN has canceled two hours of poker tonight to cover this breaking story.