Humor: I think my wife is cheating on me... could really use some advice

AmericasTeam2011

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Definitely off topic and I've never talked about this before (nor posted much in the OT forum), but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 

trickblue

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Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...
 

rynochop

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trickblue;4043717 said:
Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...

Nah, dealers will break it off in you big time.

Cool story though. :)
 

Hostile

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If you learn to fix it yourself, you don't have to trust dealers.
 

Vtwin

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Yup. Bring it to the dealer. At least you'll get ****ed by someone.
 

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After seeing this guys other posts ...... I now understand why his wife is leaving him ...... and why he cannot fix his own bike.
 

peplaw06

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MarionBarberThe4th;4045270 said:
Why would anyone edit the thread title?
And delete the posts that took it seriously? That makes it actually humorous.
 

YosemiteSam

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AmericasTeam2011;4055053 said:
That wasn't me that was the mods...it ruins the joke IMO

wut? Your valve covers aren't really leaking oil?!?!
 
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