Humor: Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness

[casmith07]

Tampa, FL – Forget new gear, weapons, or sophisticated targeting systems. The newest tool coming to combat troops is low-tech: beards. In a report released yesterday, research think-tank Xegis Solutions noted that beards have a direct correlation to combat effectiveness.

Jonathon Burns was the lead researcher in the study.

More: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/p...irectly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/

 

[tomson75]

Saw that yesterday. Pretty funny.:laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

Do not doubt this. Besides, Chuck Norris approves.

 

[Reality]

When the zombies take over, I'm growing a beard!

#reality

 

[Longboysfan]

I'll get started Now.....

 

[tomson75]

Imagine how lethal Brainpaint must be...

 

[Afigueroa22]

My first though was Bret Keisel.

 

[Duane]

ZZ Top is the deadliest band in the world.

 

[vta]

Awesome. I feel much better about my prospects in the event of an invasion or any other violent altercation.

I think I'll go to a bar tonight and test the theory. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, it's junk science.