Reverend Conehead
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I was planning to go back in time to 1965 to seduce French actress Catherine Deneuve. She was the hottest woman of the 60s, hands down. I've tried before to get with her, but things always seem to go wrong. This time I really screwed up. I did the settings in the machine wrong and materialized in 1965 B.C. Then this gross, hairy, smelly, snaggletoothed slave woman named KatRin Dim-Hoof ran after me as soon as I stepped outside of the time machine's door. She was unhumanly strong (both in strength and odor) and tackled me, kissing me all over, shrieking, "Me luv, I beeen vaiteeeeeeng for jyou!" She kidnapped me and held me in some dungeon as her love slave for weeks. Meanwhile the King's Men had taken my time machine, thinking it was some super weapon, and had disassembled it trying to figure out how to kill their enemies with it.
I've been through an awful ordeal trying to escape from KatRin's clutches and then steal back and reassemble my time machine, but I'm back. Next time I won't forget to wear my reading glasses when I set the date to go back to. Sheesh.
I've been through an awful ordeal trying to escape from KatRin's clutches and then steal back and reassemble my time machine, but I'm back. Next time I won't forget to wear my reading glasses when I set the date to go back to. Sheesh.