I need to put up this sign to stop wrecks

Reverend Conehead

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I need to put up a sign on a road near my work. It's the one that sometimes has these frustrating bottlenecks. That sign should read, "Do not have any more wrecks on this road." Too often there have been wrecks in the morning that take up a lane while the cops sort things out, thus causing a bottleneck. I figure if I put up a sign against any more wrecks, that will guarantee that they don't happen anymore. It's kind of like those signs that say, "Drug free zone." I see those all over, so they must be working. They put up those signs, and it prevents anyone from entering that zone with any drugs, especially if it's someone who's selling them. So I think I'll petition my local government to put up my sign. That way I won't have to be frustrated anymore with these one-lane bottlenecks when I'm trying to get to work. It will be good for other people too because they won't get in wrecks, at least not on that road. Let me know what you think of my plan. Thanks.
 

nobody

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Great plan! If it succeeds, can we put up "Stop being stupid!" signs all over so we can have a country of geniuses? Imagine what could get done!
 
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