I want to become the dictator of some banana republic

[Reverend Conehead]

They say that women can't stand nice guys and prefer bad boys. Well, who's badder than some brutal dictator? I want to become that so the girls will think I'm hot, but becoming the dictator of the United States would make me way too high profile. I want to become the dictator of some small, undeveloped country like Uganda or Somalia or someplace like that. Or maybe I could find some obscure uninhabited island and invite a bunch of people to live there, only to terrorize them as their dictator.

I read up on that dirtbag, Idi Amin, and found out that he wore really cool looking uniforms with lots of medals even though he didn't even have to work hard in some military career. And if anyone made him mad, he would just have him taken out and shot. it sounds pretty cool to me, and I think chicks would really like that.

Nowadays if I meet some chick in a bar and she asks what I do, I have to let her know that I work as a tech support agent. I try to inflate the importance by telling her how I take come tech calls in French, but it's still not prestigious enough to attract the hottest chicks. I'd bet if I were a dictator who has wise guys shot if I feel like it, that would be way more impressive. I don't want to be as huge as Hitler was though. His big mistake was he got way too important, so then a bunch of countries allied to throw his butt outa power. If I could become just some petty dictator of a banana republic in South America or out in the Pacific somewhere, I think that would be impressive enough. I don't want to have people shot all the time, just every now and then when I'm in a bad mood.

I think a lot of women will throw themselves at me if I can answer that dreaded "What do you do?" question with, "I'm the dictator of Uganda" (or whatever country).

So I was wondering if anyone here knows how you become the dictator of some banana republic. Do I have to start as some kind of illegal arms merchant and raise a private army and then do a coup d'état or something? Or would it be better to start as an international cocaine smuggler. Then again, if I were a drug smuggler, that might be enough in itself. "I'm a coke and heroin smuggler, baby." That sounds kinda hot too. However, I've kind of got my heart set on being a dictator.

All right, if anyone knows how I might become a dictator, please let me know. I've never done this before. Or do you think it would be hotter for the babes if I became a cult leader like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, or Reverend Moon?

 

[Sarek]

............Becoming dictator " I want to become the dictator of some small, undeveloped country like Uganda or Somalia or someplace like that." will probably end with bombs landing on your head or worse, if you're gonna go in you might as well go all in and shoot for the stars! ..........My only advice would be not to take many other lands too quickly, that usually ends with a world war or something close to it.

Gluck! ...........

 

[Roadtrip635]

Pretty sure that's the plot from the Woody Allen movie, "Bananas"
He becomes a dictator of a Latin American country when he tries to impress a girl.

 

[cowboyec]

i keep telling you.
call my friend John Rambo.
he can help.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Pretty sure that's the plot from the Woody Allen movie, "Bananas"
He becomes a dictator of a Latin American country when he tries to impress a girl.

Oh, crap. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a perv like Woody Allen. I've never heard of this movie, but I don't go out of my way to watch Woody Allen movies.

 

[nobody]

OOOR, you put a puppet in charge, have him declare war on America..they roll in and beat him. You become the democratically elected head and savior of the nation as America rebuilds it for you and bask in the adoration of the women of your new country.

 

[jsb357]

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

They say that women can't stand nice guys and prefer bad boys. Well, who's badder than some brutal dictator? I want to become that so the girls will think I'm hot, but becoming the dictator of the United States would make me way too high profile. I want to become the dictator of some small, undeveloped country like Uganda or Somalia or someplace like that. Or maybe I could find some obscure uninhabited island and invite a bunch of people to live there, only to terrorize them as their dictator.

I read up on that dirtbag, Idi Amin, and found out that he wore really cool looking uniforms with lots of medals even though he didn't even have to work hard in some military career. And if anyone made him mad, he would just have him taken out and shot. it sounds pretty cool to me, and I think chicks would really like that.

Nowadays if I meet some chick in a bar and she asks what I do, I have to let her know that I work as a tech support agent. I try to inflate the importance by telling her how I take come tech calls in French, but it's still not prestigious enough to attract the hottest chicks. I'd bet if I were a dictator who has wise guys shot if I feel like it, that would be way more impressive. I don't want to be as huge as Hitler was though. His big mistake was he got way too important, so then a bunch of countries allied to throw his butt outa power. If I could become just some petty dictator of a banana republic in South America or out in the Pacific somewhere, I think that would be impressive enough. I don't want to have people shot all the time, just every now and then when I'm in a bad mood.

I think a lot of women will throw themselves at me if I can answer that dreaded "What do you do?" question with, "I'm the dictator of Uganda" (or whatever country).

So I was wondering if anyone here knows how you become the dictator of some banana republic. Do I have to start as some kind of illegal arms merchant and raise a private army and then do a coup d'état or something? Or would it be better to start as an international cocaine smuggler. Then again, if I were a drug smuggler, that might be enough in itself. "I'm a coke and heroin smuggler, baby." That sounds kinda hot too. However, I've kind of got my heart set on being a dictator.

All right, if anyone knows how I might become a dictator, please let me know. I've never done this before. Or do you think it would be hotter for the babes if I became a cult leader like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, or Reverend Moon?

Sooooo, basically you're wanting to treat people like crap so you can get a hot women? That's some sideways thinking on your part. But okay, to each his own.

Instead of treating people like crap to get a hot woman how about you just lie to them about your job. Oh wait, a woman that judges a man by what he does for a living is a piece of crap anyway. So your best bet is to just be yourself.








P.S. -- Hey Mr. Smooth your in a bar the less you say about your job, the better. So just say two words (computer tech) then move on.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Sooooo, basically you're wanting to treat people like crap so you can get a hot women? That's some sideways thinking on your part. But okay, to each his own.

Instead of treating people like crap to get a hot woman how about you just lie to them about your job. Oh wait, a woman that judges a man by what he does for a living is a piece of crap anyway. So your best bet is to just be yourself.
P.S. -- Hey Mr. Smooth your in a bar the less you say about your job, the better. So just say two words (computer tech) then move on.

When I meet a woman who doesn't judge you buy your job, I'll let you know.

 

[TheSkaven]

The problem with being the dictator of a third world country is that there is always someone else like you gunning for their job. It’s generally a very short lived profession.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

When I meet a woman who doesn't judge you buy your job, I'll let you know.

I'm not trying to upset you but....


Some of those failed interactions could be your fault. She's just making conversation, but your the one thinking, you know what she's thinking. So it could be you judging yourself by your job and thinking your not good enough for her or she's too hot. But trust me every time a woman starts asking you personal questions she's interested in having an extended conversation. And an extended conversation could lead to...

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I'm not trying to upset you but....


Some of those failed interactions could be your fault. She's just making conversation, but your the one thinking, you know what she's thinking. So it could be you judging yourself by your job and thinking your not good enough for her or she's too hot. But trust me every time a woman starts asking you personal questions she's interested in having an extended conversation. And an extended conversation could lead to...

Yes, much of it is my fault. I fail to heed the warning signs. My last date's very name was a warning sign that she may not be a wholesome girl-next-door type. Her name was Zelda the Snake Woman.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Yes, much of it is my fault. I fail to heed the warning signs. My last date's very name was a warning sign that she may not be a wholesome girl-next-door type. Her name was Zelda the Snake Woman.

If your name was Link you two would be the perfect pare. Link saving Zelda would be, wait for it.....legendary.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Oh, crap. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a perv like Woody Allen. I've never heard of this movie, but I don't go out of my way to watch Woody Allen movies.

It was one of his early movies, it was pretty funny,

"Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?"

 

[CouchCoach]

Jobs? Women?

Panhandle under an overpass in Austin and meet the girl of your dreams. You'll know she loves you for you and not your job.

 

[timb2]

They say that women can't stand nice guys and prefer bad boys. Well, who's badder than some brutal dictator? I want to become that so the girls will think I'm hot, but becoming the dictator of the United States would make me way too high profile. I want to become the dictator of some small, undeveloped country like Uganda or Somalia or someplace like that. Or maybe I could find some obscure uninhabited island and invite a bunch of people to live there, only to terrorize them as their dictator.

I read up on that dirtbag, Idi Amin, and found out that he wore really cool looking uniforms with lots of medals even though he didn't even have to work hard in some military career. And if anyone made him mad, he would just have him taken out and shot. it sounds pretty cool to me, and I think chicks would really like that.

Nowadays if I meet some chick in a bar and she asks what I do, I have to let her know that I work as a tech support agent. I try to inflate the importance by telling her how I take come tech calls in French, but it's still not prestigious enough to attract the hottest chicks. I'd bet if I were a dictator who has wise guys shot if I feel like it, that would be way more impressive. I don't want to be as huge as Hitler was though. His big mistake was he got way too important, so then a bunch of countries allied to throw his butt outa power. If I could become just some petty dictator of a banana republic in South America or out in the Pacific somewhere, I think that would be impressive enough. I don't want to have people shot all the time, just every now and then when I'm in a bad mood.

I think a lot of women will throw themselves at me if I can answer that dreaded "What do you do?" question with, "I'm the dictator of Uganda" (or whatever country).

So I was wondering if anyone here knows how you become the dictator of some banana republic. Do I have to start as some kind of illegal arms merchant and raise a private army and then do a coup d'état or something? Or would it be better to start as an international cocaine smuggler. Then again, if I were a drug smuggler, that might be enough in itself. "I'm a coke and heroin smuggler, baby." That sounds kinda hot too. However, I've kind of got my heart set on being a dictator.

All right, if anyone knows how I might become a dictator, please let me know. I've never done this before. Or do you think it would be hotter for the babes if I became a cult leader like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, or Reverend Moon?

Dictator where the women are attractive. Venzuela constantly wins Miss Universe. Ethiopa Women a babes,Most Asia countries women are nice. Columbia,Panama,Mexico,Dominican Republic,Sweden,Iceland,Italy.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Dictator where the women are attractive. Venzuela constantly wins Miss Universe. Ethiopa Women a babes,Most Asia countries women are nice. Columbia,Panama,Mexico,Dominican Republic,Sweden,Iceland,Italy.

Venuzuela for sure. I think they could probably actually use my help. As awful as I plan to be, I'll probably do a better job than their current government.

 

[Runwildboys]

OH, BANANA REPUBLIC! I thought you said you wanted to be something in a banana hammock!

 

[Creeper]

Just get on twitter and start barking at everyone else. That's what most people do.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

They say that women can't stand nice guys and prefer bad boys. Well, who's badder than some brutal dictator? I want to become that so the girls will think I'm hot, but becoming the dictator of the United States would make me way too high profile. I want to become the dictator of some small, undeveloped country like Uganda or Somalia or someplace like that. Or maybe I could find some obscure uninhabited island and invite a bunch of people to live there, only to terrorize them as their dictator.

I read up on that dirtbag, Idi Amin, and found out that he wore really cool looking uniforms with lots of medals even though he didn't even have to work hard in some military career. And if anyone made him mad, he would just have him taken out and shot. it sounds pretty cool to me, and I think chicks would really like that.

Nowadays if I meet some chick in a bar and she asks what I do, I have to let her know that I work as a tech support agent. I try to inflate the importance by telling her how I take come tech calls in French, but it's still not prestigious enough to attract the hottest chicks. I'd bet if I were a dictator who has wise guys shot if I feel like it, that would be way more impressive. I don't want to be as huge as Hitler was though. His big mistake was he got way too important, so then a bunch of countries allied to throw his butt outa power. If I could become just some petty dictator of a banana republic in South America or out in the Pacific somewhere, I think that would be impressive enough. I don't want to have people shot all the time, just every now and then when I'm in a bad mood.

I think a lot of women will throw themselves at me if I can answer that dreaded "What do you do?" question with, "I'm the dictator of Uganda" (or whatever country).

So I was wondering if anyone here knows how you become the dictator of some banana republic. Do I have to start as some kind of illegal arms merchant and raise a private army and then do a coup d'état or something? Or would it be better to start as an international cocaine smuggler. Then again, if I were a drug smuggler, that might be enough in itself. "I'm a coke and heroin smuggler, baby." That sounds kinda hot too. However, I've kind of got my heart set on being a dictator.

All right, if anyone knows how I might become a dictator, please let me know. I've never done this before. Or do you think it would be hotter for the babes if I became a cult leader like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, or Reverend Moon?

Who says women can't stand nice guys?