Reverend Conehead
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Now that the pandemic seems to be lessening, I thought it would be cool to go have some fun in Hawaii. However, I ran across this terrifying article about the Abominable Beach Man who's this huge giant apeman-like creature who might find you and clobber you.
https://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/181532/abominable-beachman/
I was already scared of getting eaten by a shark when I'm trying to surf, but this is just too much. I could just be sitting on the beach enjoying the sun and air and then this horrible monster man emerges from the see and gobbles me up. There's always something. However, it's a good thing I found this article first. I could have gone out there totally ignorant of this thing and ended up in serious danger. I wonder if the danger would be less if I toured Hawaii from a cruise ship. Then again, maybe that Abominable Beach Man is strong enough to bite through and sink a ship. Man, this is a bummer.
https://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/181532/abominable-beachman/
I was already scared of getting eaten by a shark when I'm trying to surf, but this is just too much. I could just be sitting on the beach enjoying the sun and air and then this horrible monster man emerges from the see and gobbles me up. There's always something. However, it's a good thing I found this article first. I could have gone out there totally ignorant of this thing and ended up in serious danger. I wonder if the danger would be less if I toured Hawaii from a cruise ship. Then again, maybe that Abominable Beach Man is strong enough to bite through and sink a ship. Man, this is a bummer.
