If you google “How many times does the average person”

[Rockport]

The first option that comes up is “fart”. Who knew.

 

[Runwildboys]

The first option that comes up is “fart”. Who knew.

I bet @gp_cowpolk knew.

 

[Cowpolk]

I bet @gp_cowpolk knew.

yep us old farts know about important stuff like that

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

To be fair, what are the realistic alternatives? Sneeze, burp, blink.... It has to be some kind of bodily function right?

 

[CouchCoach]

To be fair, what are the realistic alternatives? Sneeze, burp, blink.... It has to be some kind of bodily function right?

Could be "how many times does the average person look up what other average persons are doing to see where on the curve they fit".

Rocky, did not give us the answer and inquiring minds want to know. Don't you think all of us need to know if we are above or below average?

I also would like to drill down on that question such as how many people have lit them, let a SBD loose in an elevator and when seated, which way do most people lean? I think those with suppressed rage lean away from the closest person and then try to lay the blame on them.

And why is the fart cushion called the Whoopie Cushion when that's not the understanding of making whoopie? When I asked my wife "hon, wanna make a little whoopie", I don't think she envisioned me grabbing an assortment of Bush's Best out of the pantry and boiling some eggs.

And speaking of boiling eggs, and I was, just what the hell is going on inside us when we eat those? They don't smell great before they go in but once they're in there, our digestive systems turn into sulphur mines. You light one of those, you're going around the room like a helium balloon with the air let out of it and making the same noise.

OK, that's all I have to say on this subject but, as always, I do reserve the right to revisit this subject....and often.

 

[Winonesoon]

I thinks the average healthy person farts about 12 times a day... I swear i read that somewhere. I more in the 22 range..lol!

 

[Reality]

Those auto-completion results are nowhere near accurate because they are self-perpetuating.

For example, if I go to google to search for "How do you make lasagna" but when I type "How do you find make" Google shows several auto-completion options and at the top it shows, "How do you make slime".

Now, I was not on Google to find out how you make slime nor do I ever plan to make slime, but I very well make click on it just to figure out why anyone would want to make slime.

By doing that, I just gave a click and result boost to a search I was not after which helps it remain at the top of the auto-completion list.

In other words, popular rankings based on static top clicked results will simply perpetuate and establish the same or similar results indefinitely until a specific search is very popular or important enough to a lot of people in a short period of time that it can outperform the higher ranked options.

 

[dsturgeon]

use duck duck go search engine instead of google