I'm never watchng the Cowboys again

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I have not missed a single game since 1991. The only game I missed that year was the Thanksgiving game. Yeah, go back and look and see what happened in the only game I missed that year.

Believe it or not, I was convinced the Boys played tomorrow. I don't know why. Don't care why at this point. I spent all day piddling around in my woodshop. I am the world's biggest idiot. I did not know they played today until I was eating an early supper with my wife at a local restaurant and they were reviewing the game.

JJ gets 194 yards! Ware flat takes the game over.

I now see that I alone can control whether or not my Boys win. I didn't miss a single second of last week's game. Not one. Even took restroom breaks after every Washington score. And look what happened.

:(

Gee wiz.
 
you missed the best performance they have played all year...minus the philly game.


i feel your pain.

merry x-mas to you scot!
 
Stay in that woodshoop all next weekend then. Maybe everything will fall into place for us. :)
 
Yea...

go wittle a Super Bowl ring next Saturday night around say... 8:30 PM (ET).

Thanks.
:)
 
I missed last week's game and they got blown out, I watched today's game and they won...hmmm....I want to believe...something is out there.
 
I've been sick all day and was laying in bed listening to the game on Sirius. I realized near the end of the first quarter that I wasn't wearing my Roy Williams jersey, as I do on most weekends. Sorry I screwed up that first quarter, guys. At least I got it together in time for them to come back!
 
So, y'all are sayin' it doesn't all hinge on me?

That would be great. I hate missing the games.
 
Scotman said:
I have not missed a single game since 1991. The only game I missed that year was the Thanksgiving game. Yeah, go back and look and see what happened in the only game I missed that year.

Believe it or not, I was convinced the Boys played tomorrow. I don't know why. Don't care why at this point. I spent all day piddling around in my woodshop. I am the world's biggest idiot. I did not know they played today until I was eating an early supper with my wife at a local restaurant and they were reviewing the game.

JJ gets 194 yards! Ware flat takes the game over.

I now see that I alone can control whether or not my Boys win. I didn't miss a single second of last week's game. Not one. Even took restroom breaks after every Washington score. And look what happened.

:(

Gee wiz.

It's not just you, I think I'm part of that equation as well.

I'm missed today's game too, because I'm in Canada with the inlaws for Christmas and it wasn't on up here. First game I haven't watched live since... I can't remember when... and they apparently played the best game of the year... for sure Julius did.

At least I have the the game waiting for me on my DVR when I get home.

Maybe you and I should just record the games, and watch later.
 
Guys I think I have to take the blame for the Washington loss then. I have watched or at least listened to every game this year and the boys have been in it till the very end, but I was in Mexico during the washington loss last week. Got back to the hotel with about 8 mins left, watched anbout 5 mins and took a shower. But dont worry I'll make sure Im watchin next week.
 
You're all wrong. It's me. When I break wind and it smells like an egg we are sure to win, but when there is a hint of burnt popcorn in the aroma we are guaranteed a loss. It's simple really....:explode:
 
BIGDen said:
You're all wrong. It's me. When I break wind and it smells like an egg we are sure to win, but when there is a hint of burnt popcorn in the aroma we are guaranteed a loss. It's simple really....:explode:

I thought I heard Jerry Jones telling Babe Laufenberg the same thing in reference to himself on the post-game show.
 
Scotman said:
I have not missed a single game since 1991. The only game I missed that year was the Thanksgiving game. Yeah, go back and look and see what happened in the only game I missed that year.

Believe it or not, I was convinced the Boys played tomorrow. I don't know why. Don't care why at this point. I spent all day piddling around in my woodshop. I am the world's biggest idiot. I did not know they played today until I was eating an early supper with my wife at a local restaurant and they were reviewing the game.

JJ gets 194 yards! Ware flat takes the game over.

I now see that I alone can control whether or not my Boys win. I didn't miss a single second of last week's game. Not one. Even took restroom breaks after every Washington score. And look what happened.

:(

Gee wiz.

This is totally inexcusable.

Perhaps we should burn your woodshop down.
 
Alright...

so next Sunday night...

Scotman- go to your woodshop.
Cowboysfan4ever- stay away from Mexico
Trip- take a trip to Canada
kingwhicker- watch the game
Endgame- get your Roy jersey on
and
BIGDen- rip an egg fart. No popcorn all week!

If the we do this... we're sure to be a lock for the playoffs!
 
Scotman said:
I have not missed a single game since 1991. The only game I missed that year was the Thanksgiving game. Yeah, go back and look and see what happened in the only game I missed that year.

Believe it or not, I was convinced the Boys played tomorrow. I don't know why. Don't care why at this point. I spent all day piddling around in my woodshop. I am the world's biggest idiot. I did not know they played today until I was eating an early supper with my wife at a local restaurant and they were reviewing the game.

JJ gets 194 yards! Ware flat takes the game over.

I now see that I alone can control whether or not my Boys win. I didn't miss a single second of last week's game. Not one. Even took restroom breaks after every Washington score. And look what happened.

:(

Gee wiz.

No disrespect, but CrazyCowboy can not understand how anyone can be a COWBOY fan and not know the exact time our kickoff is?

Maybe CrazyCowboy is too much a DIEHARD COWBOY LOVER!
 
CrazyCowboy said:
No disrespect, but CrazyCowboy can not understand how anyone can be a COWBOY fan and not know the exact time our kickoff is?

Maybe CrazyCowboy is too much a DIEHARD COWBOY LOVER!

Hey Crazy, are you really Bo Jackson in disguise with all this 3rd person stuff? "CrazyCowboy knows..." :D
 

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