In real life Breaking Bad would have had way less drama

Reverend Conehead

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I've been re-watching BB. When Walter White got the underground superlab setup, he had it made. It was an undetectable superb lab. All he had to do was cook the meth, which he was an expert at. He didn't have to deal with selling, turf wars, or cartel members. He could have just cooked every day, making his millions and stayed out of sight.

Even though the cartel hated his guts and wanted him dead, that could have been easily dealt with. Gus could have just created a secret underground apartment for him right by the lab and Walt could have had supplies brought in. Then he just cooks every day and rakes in the bucks, and no one ever sees him. Then after his 1 year of service or whatever, he has Saul Goodman launder all his bucks into a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands and then he goes there under a new identity to live in luxury for the rest of his life.

What about his family? Pffft! Why did he even want that whiny Skyler anymore? He would be a millionaire. He could easily find a sexier and less whiny woman in the Cayman Islands. It would suck to be away from kids, but good ol' Saul would have no problem funneling money to them and making it look legit. And he could always send for them to come visit, as long as he stayed out of the USA. Just enjoy life in the Cayman Islands where there's no extradition treaty.
 

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No spoilers, I haven't seen it yet :laugh:(jkn) Wouldn't he meet Amber in the Caymans after her murder of you or Depp? :D
Really haven't but keep meaning to, kind of like Game of Thrones. I still see him as Whatley from Seinfeld, will take me a few eps to shake that off.

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No spoilers, I haven't seen it yet :laugh:(jkn) Wouldn't he meet Amber in the Caymans after her murder of you or Depp? :D
Really haven't but keep meaning to, kind of like Game of Thrones. I still see him as Whatley from Seinfeld, will take me a few eps to shake that off.

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I don't think Walter would be ridiculous enough to go for Amber Heard. That sounds like something Jesse Pinkman might do.
 

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No spoilers, I haven't seen it yet :laugh:(jkn) Wouldn't he meet Amber in the Caymans after her murder of you or Depp? :D
Really haven't but keep meaning to, kind of like Game of Thrones. I still see him as Whatley from Seinfeld, will take me a few eps to shake that off.

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The two greatest shows ever and Amber Heard just told me while we were snuggling that she wants to strangle me with a Aquaman pillow. Lol

Speaking of Bryan Cranston I HIGHLY recommend Your Honor on Showtime. Best show on TV right now IMO
 

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The two greatest shows ever and Amber Heard just told me while we were snuggling that she wants to strangle me with a Aquaman pillow. Lol

Speaking of Bryan Cranston I HIGHLY recommend Your Honor on Showtime. Best show on TV right now IMO

I saw the ads for it. I'll check it out.
 
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