Twitter: Injury updates

[Risen Star]

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Good news re: LVE. That looked like a torn knee from the replay.

Any word on Zeke’s labia majora?

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

What’s new? Next thing you know, the entire stadium and practice facility will be “injured” and destroyed by an F5 tornado.

Post something shocking.

 

[Jipper]

What’s new? Next thing you know, the entire stadium and practice facility will be “injured” and destroyed by an F5 tornado.

Post something shocking.

we won two games in a row! Shocking enough for ya?

I mean I’m shocked

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

we won two games in a row! Shocking enough for ya?

I mean I’m shocked

not shocking because in the long run, Dallas is LOSING. We currently sit at the TWELFTH draft pick because of these wins. All for NOTHING. So stupid . We can’t even tank right.

 

[Floatyworm]

LVE high ankle sprain....2 weeks.

See ya in the playoffs #55....

 

[Jipper]

not shocking because in the long run, Dallas is LOSING. We currently sit at the TWELFTH draft pick because of these wins. All for NOTHING. So stupid . We can’t even tank right.

yeah dude....sucks to not suck enough but suck so much that we suck.

If by some stretch of the imagination we have a shot at the playoffs in week 17 I’ll be there cheering as much as the next guy but this team isn’t doing anything with our defense

 

[foofighters]

Great! WE WERE GOING TO WIN THE DIVISION! ZOMG!

 

[Ranching]

yeah dude....sucks to not suck enough but suck so much that we suck.

If by some stretch of the imagination we have a shot at the playoffs in week 17 I’ll be there cheering as much as the next guy but this team isn’t doing anything with our defense

So in the meantime you're rooting for a loss??

 

[acr731]

Any word on Zeke’s labia majora?

You mean his broken vajayjay??/

 

[conner01]

not shocking because in the long run, Dallas is LOSING. We currently sit at the TWELFTH draft pick because of these wins. All for NOTHING. So stupid . We can’t even tank right.

Looks to me like we are in 8th not 12th

 

[big dog cowboy]

I didn't see Ezekiel Elliott's name.

Bruised ego.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

LVE injured, shocker

 

[plymkr]

I thought I heard Elliott had a neck strain from holding his head up.

 

[bigE79]

we won two games in a row! Shocking enough for ya?

I mean I’m shocked

I am very shocked,been over a year since we have..been a couple 1sts this year..won on the road, finally,won 2 in a row and we weren't the jets first win like last year and we did it with mostly backups on O.

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

Hopefully Xavier has played his last down. Dude is a disgrace to the star.

 

[cern]

All this was reported during the game. As soon as the browns beat ny, i'll open my first thread ever, announcing cowboys cream of the east as wft, eagles and giants all lose.