Jerry Jones uses Ebay? - 8/23/09

[dcfanatic]

Who knew Jerry Jones used Ebay

By dcfanatic, August 23, 2009 1:21 am

If you told me that Jerry Jones was an Ebay user I would have said no way, but the internet is a crazy place...

Jerry Jones on Ebay

I got an extra $100 bucks. Who wants to chip in with me and see what we can come up with?

 

[DallasEast]

 

[Avery]

I believe this to be a fake. Here is my rationale:

1. Elements appear to be photoshopped - I can't confirm for sure, but different fonts and sizes appear to be present in the listing. eBay's View item form has limitations on these formats.

2. A quick search of thee username 'jerryloveshiscowboys' reveals no active seller - hmmmmmmmm.

3. Notice my observant friends that the edit date on the bottom in adding Squaretrade is August 17, 2009 - before the game was played! It also has the user ID of luvmylex - that's unpossible!

At no point was any of the above snarky. I will contact the proper authorities through the appropriate channels and have this corrected. Your parents have been called and will pick you up shortly.

 

[sbuscha]

I believe this to be a fake. Here is my rationale:

1. Elements appear to be photoshopped - I can't confirm for sure, but different fonts and sizes appear to be present in the listing. eBay's View item form has limitations on these formats.

2. A quick search of thee username 'jerryloveshiscowboys' reveals no active seller - hmmmmmmmm.

3. Notice my observant friends that the edit date on the bottom in adding Squaretrade is August 17, 2009 - before the game was played! It also has the user ID of luvmylex - that's unpossible!

At no point was any of the above snarky. I will contact the proper authorities through the appropriate channels and have this corrected. Your parents have been called and will pick you up shortly.

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

 

[Big Dakota]

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

I think the jokes on you, seriously.

 

[adbutcher]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[casmith07]

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

No no, my beachfront property in Kansas is much better.

 

[Avery]

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

I've actually been looking for one. How long is it? I'm looking for one that's about a mile long, just enough to reach from my house to Target. It would be nice if it's enclosed as well since it can get pretty cold and snowy here in Utah with winter approaching.

 

[Spectre]

Do you offer free shipping?

 

[Big Dakota]

I've actually been looking for one. How long is it? I'm looking for one that's about a mile long, just enough to reach from my house to Target. It would be nice if it's enclosed as well since it can get pretty cold and snowy here in Utah with winter approaching.

I have one exactly one mile long right down the road from me. I'll sell it to you but you have to come get it and i can give you a receipt
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[tunahelper]

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

or

The comment the board "can be seen from space".

 

[DavidS]

Are you seriously telling me this is fake? Do you honjestly think Jerry is going to sell those on ebay for $275....? Wow! I have a bridge I want to sell you...wanna buy?

Wow. You know he wasnt serious right?

Wow.

 

[sbuscha]

Wow. You know he wasnt serious right?

Wow.

This is great.... The reaction I knew I would get. This forum is so predictable...lighten up. I think the last sentence in his critque gives away he is joking....what do you think???????:bang2:

At no point was any of the above snarky. I will contact the proper authorities through the appropriate channels and have this corrected. Your parents have been called and will pick you up shortly.

 

[TD-33]

that was hilarious. really.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Jerry Jones uses Ebay?

Who doesn't?

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Thats freakin funny!

You know if Jerry wants to make some easy money, just use the stadium as a movie theatre during the week!

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Thats freakin funny!

You know if Jerry wants to make some easy money, just use the stadium as a movie theatre during the week!

All joking aside, he really could.

 

[bbgun]

Who doesn't?

The Amish, I reckon.

 

[PullMyFinger]

You sir have been sucked

 

[big dog cowboy]

The Amish, I reckon.

Good point I completely missed.

But I was speaking in more general terms.