Bobhaze
Staff member
- Messages
- 19,562
- Reaction score
- 78,578
As a fun prelude to the opening of Training Camp and the underwhelming action known as NFL preseason games, here are a list of guaranteed quotes from the mouths of Jason Garrett, Jerry, and Jerry’s favorite paid writer, Mickey “Jones” Spagnola:
FROM COACH GARRETT
1. “In all phases of the game...”
2. “Continue to do things the right way”....
3. “....in the football game”, “football player” (used min of 10 times per day)
4. “We did some things well in the first half”...
5. “_____ is an outstanding football player.”
6. “____ has been working extremely hard, and he’s done some good things.” (Means he’s probably gonna be cut, lol)
7. “He will be day to day...”
8. “He’s practicing hard...”
FROM JERRY JONES
1. “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...”
2. “Certainly, the excitement, and of course we will, and I’m smiling when I say that...”
3. “About as low as snake’s belly and cricket’s a___”.
4. “Bubble butt...”
5. “Uh, uh, fast twitch, uh, muscles...”
6. “Ox-nerd” (instead of Oxnard)
FROM MICKEY ”JONES” SPAGNOLA, COWBOYS “PAYROLL” WRITER
1. “Keep an eye out for _______ , he’s been flashing on some plays.” (Usually a guy about to be cut)
2. “If this team can stay healthy....”
3. “The Cowboys coaches tell me this guy has been a beast in camp” (see #1 above)
What else? Other “go to” quotes sure to entertain us from “Ox-nerd”?
FROM COACH GARRETT
1. “In all phases of the game...”
2. “Continue to do things the right way”....
3. “....in the football game”, “football player” (used min of 10 times per day)
4. “We did some things well in the first half”...
5. “_____ is an outstanding football player.”
6. “____ has been working extremely hard, and he’s done some good things.” (Means he’s probably gonna be cut, lol)
7. “He will be day to day...”
8. “He’s practicing hard...”
FROM JERRY JONES
1. “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...”
2. “Certainly, the excitement, and of course we will, and I’m smiling when I say that...”
3. “About as low as snake’s belly and cricket’s a___”.
4. “Bubble butt...”
5. “Uh, uh, fast twitch, uh, muscles...”
6. “Ox-nerd” (instead of Oxnard)
FROM MICKEY ”JONES” SPAGNOLA, COWBOYS “PAYROLL” WRITER
1. “Keep an eye out for _______ , he’s been flashing on some plays.” (Usually a guy about to be cut)
2. “If this team can stay healthy....”
3. “The Cowboys coaches tell me this guy has been a beast in camp” (see #1 above)
What else? Other “go to” quotes sure to entertain us from “Ox-nerd”?
These are awesome
