Let this sink in, fans of chronic despair

GimmeTheBall!

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At the end of the 1st half our Air Coryell/Star Wars/West Coast Offence/3 receivers set (we go through phases) we had 36 YARDS PASSING. (His game total is 45 yards.)
Me fellow louts and rejected suitors,I pose the question about our game re the Eagles: Are 36 yards in a half an all-time low in passing? Sunday, our team total was ... 49 YARDS!
Is it an all-time low for a passer? For a team?

Whoda thunk, me scoundrels, tha our ground game would eclipse our passing yardage? Who?
But the horrific passing performance Sunday was not even close to more terrible numbers by others. This is how far we have sunk.


The group home's fire watch found this on google AI:

The lowest passing yards in an NFL game this century was -9 yards by the New York Giants against the New York Jets on October 30, 2023. This was the Giants' franchise record for the least productive passing game in their history.

The house baker found this:

According to available records, the all-time low passing yards in an NFL game for a half is 28 yards, achieved by Jared Goff of the Detroit Lions in the first half of a game against the Jacksonville Jaguars on October 27, 2024.

Statsmuse adds this:
The Dallas Cowboys gained their fewest all-purpose yards in a game against the Eagles on September 15, 1991, with 90 yards.
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I feel a big sence of shame, ruffians.
 
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