Lions then bears? Oy vey! Good fans, the Bears worry me much

[GimmeTheBall!]

Dear lads and Loss Prevention conventioneers, pls. invest 10 or so minutes of your pedestrian lives and marvel at a fast and mobile QB Justin Fields.

The lad Fields is poised and shows leadership.
He throws sparingly but at the right time.
Fields laid 80 rushing yards on a hard-bitten Patriots defence. And his O laid 33 points on defence guru Bellycheeks and his hardy 11.
Fields also has two squat RBs who turned in 120 yards combined last week.

Think about tha, fans, that kind of production from 2 backs plus 80 from their QB! Egads!

But the Bears D is good news for us. The bruins are last in rushing D.
POLLARD! POLLARD! POLLARD!!

But, overall, bland men of the lowlands and the pampas, beware da Bearss. Take them lightly and take the train to Cryingville.

 

[DogFace]

Always wondered how Oy vey was spelled.

Props for not forgetting the loss prevention guys out there.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Dear lads and Loss Prevention conventioneers, pls. invest 10 or so minutes of your pedestrian lives and marvel at a fast and mobile QB Justin Fields.

The lad Fields is poised and shows leadership.
He throws sparingly but at the right time.
Fields laid 80 rushing yards on a hard-bitten Patriots defence. And his O laid 33 points on defence guru Bellycheeks and his hardy 11.
Fields also has two squat RBs who turned in 120 yards combined last week.

Think about tha, fans, that kind of production from 2 backs plus 80 from their QB! Egads!

But the Bears D is good news for us. The bruins are last in rushing D.
POLLARD! POLLARD! POLLARD!!

But, overall, bland men of the lowlands and the pampas, beware da Bearss. Take them lightly and take the train to Cryingville.

This post right here is why fans were shocked at us being so low scoring against the lions! We assume that this team scores easily on people that we have a dominant offense, we score 60 pts a game, we're great in the red zone!!!

You're losing your mind, just let us play the game! This team plays so slow at times, other teams that play the lions and bears would probably score on will against them. Stop with all this talk, just because they're bad at things, so are we!!

 

[America's Cowboy]

Oy vey?

I prefer... ¡Ay güey!

Come on, Paco...don't forget your roots.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Oy vey?

I prefer... ¡Ay güey!

Come on, Paco...don't forget your roots.

Or your sis's roots.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Dear lads and Loss Prevention conventioneers, pls. invest 10 or so minutes of your pedestrian lives and marvel at a fast and mobile QB Justin Fields.

The lad Fields is poised and shows leadership.
He throws sparingly but at the right time.
Fields laid 80 rushing yards on a hard-bitten Patriots defence. And his O laid 33 points on defence guru Bellycheeks and his hardy 11.
Fields also has two squat RBs who turned in 120 yards combined last week.

Think about tha, fans, that kind of production from 2 backs plus 80 from their QB! Egads!

But the Bears D is good news for us. The bruins are last in rushing D.
POLLARD! POLLARD! POLLARD!!

But, overall, bland men of the lowlands and the pampas, beware da Bearss. Take them lightly and take the train to Cryingville.

Well, don't kvetch about it. The Bears are not much of a tsuris trap. :C)

 

[fivetwos]

Dear lads and Loss Prevention conventioneers, pls. invest 10 or so minutes of your pedestrian lives and marvel at a fast and mobile QB Justin Fields.

The lad Fields is poised and shows leadership.
He throws sparingly but at the right time.
Fields laid 80 rushing yards on a hard-bitten Patriots defence. And his O laid 33 points on defence guru Bellycheeks and his hardy 11.
Fields also has two squat RBs who turned in 120 yards combined last week.

Think about tha, fans, that kind of production from 2 backs plus 80 from their QB! Egads!

But the Bears D is good news for us. The bruins are last in rushing D.
POLLARD! POLLARD! POLLARD!!

But, overall, bland men of the lowlands and the pampas, beware da Bearss. Take them lightly and take the train to Cryingville.

I can see us having trouble with them. Anyone who is going to run the ball and stay with it will give us problems.

The key is to jump out ahead of them, but that can be said every week with our team.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Or your sis's roots.

I don't have a sis, but I have a brother. His name is Bubba. He'll make sure you remember your roots.

 

[Doomsday101]

I would not sleep on the Bears, they have a solid run game which thus far has been an issue for Dallas. They have played some close game and took down the 49ers. No doubt this is a game Cowboys should win and are favored to win but Cowboys must come ready to play.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I don't have a sis, but I have a brother. His name is Bubba. He'll make sure you remember your roots.

How long has bubba been this way? He takes after Maw or Paw? Is he verbal? Can he be trained to stuff envelopes?

 

[America's Cowboy]

How long has bubba been this way? He takes after Maw or Paw? Is he verbal? Can he be trained to stuff envelopes?

He was adopted, but he likes your picture.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He was adopted, but he likes your picture.

Well, who wouldn't?