Mad Respect For Micah Parsons From Jets Fans

[plasticman]

Some of the quotes I picked up from Trolling the Nation discussing Micah:

Can anybody slow down Micah Parsons, he decides games on his own, unreal player.

Parsons is either The Flash or he's offsides on half these plays.

Parsons is the best front 7 player I’ve seen since prime JJ Watt.

On that INT, Parsons made McGovern look like a small child.

This is a Lawrence-Taylor-like performance. Micah Parsons...oh my

Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.

Parsons is insane.

Parsons is one of the best players I’ve ever seen.

Parsons allowed to do whatever he wants.

Parsons is an absolute beast.

Any Micah Parsons type of LB in next years draft?

It's gonna be a long day watching Parsons go against Brown.

Parsons is not a real human being.

Parsons is that good.

BRUH that was absolutely filthy by Parsons. Parsons might be the best defensive player in the league now, even over the likes of Donald. So disruptive, crafty, etc.

Parsons may get charged with assault for that sack.

Wow Micah Parsons is a

Ouch...Micah Parsons...F22 Raptor

Best Def player in NFL, not close.

Parsons is so quick.

Every fan from every team would love to have Micah. Let's enjoy the fact that he is a Cowboy.

 

[CCBoy]

 

[jazzcat22]

Every fan from every team would love to have Micah. Let's enjoy the fact that he is a Cowboy.

Jerry is staring at a blank check right now. Asking Stephen ... just how much money do we have....

 

[Proof]

micah is the most universally praised player outside of mahomes. even fans who hate all things cowboys can’t bring themselves to pretend they don’t love him

 

[MWH1967]

Just how much of the cap is he going to ask for?

 

[Ranching]

He is a phenomenal defender. He doesn't even look like he's very big or strong to be playing so much DL. Just God given ability and he's putting it to good use. What I call, country strong. I'm glad he's on our team.

 

[CCBoy]

He is a phenomenal defender. He doesn't even look like he's very big or strong to be playing so much DL. Just God given ability and he's putting it to good use. What I call, country strong. I'm glad he's on our team.

I'm just glad that he doesn't just send his stats out to play for him and is producing as the leader that I was asking for over the off season...!

 

[fivetwos]

Just how much of the cap is he going to ask for?

Slightly more than the top paid edge rusher at the time. Not QB money.

The difference is Micah’s deal is going to be close to fully guaranteed if not entirely.

 

[MyFairLady]

Pay the man whatever he wants. He has single handedly changed the entire team.

 

[nate dizzle]

Just how much of the cap is he going to ask for?

You know the scene in National Lampoon's Vacation where Clark asks the mechanic how much it's gonna cost? Yeah...

 

[Bowdown27]

He deserves to make more than a lot of the qbs in the top 10 money at this point.

 

[Kellsbells]

You know the scene in National Lampoon's Vacation where Clark asks the mechanic how much it's gonna cost? Yeah...

How much you got?

 

[erod]

Jerry needs to give home one of those Tyron Smith contracts.

A long, reasonable contract full of "wink-winks" for big money and opportunities well beyond his playing career that aren't technically on the contract.

 

[VaqueroTD]

Some of the quotes I picked up from Trolling the Nation discussing Micah:

Can anybody slow down Micah Parsons, he decides games on his own, unreal player.

Parsons is either The Flash or he's offsides on half these plays.

Parsons is the best front 7 player I’ve seen since prime JJ Watt.

On that INT, Parsons made McGovern look like a small child.

This is a Lawrence-Taylor-like performance. Micah Parsons...oh my

Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.

Parsons is insane.

Parsons is one of the best players I’ve ever seen.

Parsons allowed to do whatever he wants.

Parsons is an absolute beast.

Any Micah Parsons type of LB in next years draft?

It's gonna be a long day watching Parsons go against Brown.

Parsons is not a real human being.

Parsons is that good.

BRUH that was absolutely filthy by Parsons. Parsons might be the best defensive player in the league now, even over the likes of Donald. So disruptive, crafty, etc.

Parsons may get charged with assault for that sack.

Wow Micah Parsons is a

Ouch...Micah Parsons...F22 Raptor

Best Def player in NFL, not close.

Parsons is so quick.

Every fan from every team would love to have Micah. Let's enjoy the fact that he is a Cowboy.

1/2 the threads we'll see each week in Trolling the Nation this year:

 

[JW82]

What makes it even sweeter is discussing Micah with Giants fans who had their next LT handed to them on a silver platter, and decided to trade down and take Toney...lol. Micah is their Randy Moss.

 

[Coogiguy03]

All this and we won't win a Superbowl with him

 

[nate dizzle]

How much you got?

All of it boy

 

[Proof]

All this and we won't win a Superbowl with him

well his teammates will lol

 

[Blast From The Past]

Some of the quotes I picked up from Trolling the Nation discussing Micah:

Can anybody slow down Micah Parsons, he decides games on his own, unreal player.

Parsons is either The Flash or he's offsides on half these plays.

Parsons is the best front 7 player I’ve seen since prime JJ Watt.

On that INT, Parsons made McGovern look like a small child.

This is a Lawrence-Taylor-like performance. Micah Parsons...oh my

Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.

Parsons is insane.

Parsons is one of the best players I’ve ever seen.

Parsons allowed to do whatever he wants.

Parsons is an absolute beast.

Any Micah Parsons type of LB in next years draft?

It's gonna be a long day watching Parsons go against Brown.

Parsons is not a real human being.

Parsons is that good.

BRUH that was absolutely filthy by Parsons. Parsons might be the best defensive player in the league now, even over the likes of Donald. So disruptive, crafty, etc.

Parsons may get charged with assault for that sack.

Wow Micah Parsons is a

Ouch...Micah Parsons...F22 Raptor

Best Def player in NFL, not close.

Parsons is so quick.

Every fan from every team would love to have Micah. Let's enjoy the fact that he is a Cowboy.

My fav:

Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.

 

[Cowboys5217]

He is a phenomenal defender. He doesn't even look like he's very big or strong to be playing so much DL. Just God given ability and he's putting it to good use. What I call, country strong. I'm glad he's on our team.

He's also got the perfect attitude for a player to have.