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Sometimes I get bored and I will go on Google Play and make a silly review for a book or movie.

I like reading some WWII books by Ken Follett

One of the books was Eye of the Needle. Some may have seen the movie where Donald Sutherland played a **** Spy

I Gave it a 1 star rating and wrote...

Did not help at all I bought this as I was interested in doing some needle point of WWII patches and insignia of axis and allies uniforms as a new hobby. I found nothing in this book that would help me in my endeavors. Very Disappointing.


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Another one of his books called Hornet Flight. A teenage danish boy finds out the ***** have a radar station so he has to get away to tell someone so he uses an old hornet moth plane that was hidden away in a barn to get out and get the word out.

My review....

I would have given this a five star rating if they would have escaped in a submarine. But if that had happened he would had to change the title from Hornet Flight (after the hornet Moth airplane) to something like the Catshark Swim ( after a WWII US Gato Class Submarine). But after thinking about it, maybe it is better the way he wrote it. After all it would be hard to hide a submarine in an abandoned church without the ***** finding it and it would have been hard to find enough fuel to run the submarine. So I think I will give it five stars in the end.

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Just bored.
 

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Sometimes I get bored and I will go on Google Play and make a silly review for a book or movie.

I like reading some WWII books by Ken Follett

One of the books was Eye of the Needle. Some may have seen the movie where Donald Sutherland played a **** Spy

I Gave it a 1 star rating and wrote...

Did not help at all I bought this as I was interested in doing some needle point of WWII patches and insignia of axis and allies uniforms as a new hobby. I found nothing in this book that would help me in my endeavors. Very Disappointing.


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Another one of his books called Hornet Flight. A teenage danish boy finds out the ***** have a radar station so he has to get away to tell someone so he uses an old hornet moth plane that was hidden away in a barn to get out and get the word out.

My review....

I would have given this a five star rating if they would have escaped in a submarine. But if that had happened he would had to change the title from Hornet Flight (after the hornet Moth airplane) to something like the Catshark Swim ( after a WWII US Gato Class Submarine). But after thinking about it, maybe it is better the way he wrote it. After all it would be hard to hide a submarine in an abandoned church without the ***** finding it and it would have been hard to find enough fuel to run the submarine. So I think I will give it five stars in the end.

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Just bored.


:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 

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Sometimes I get bored and I will go on Google Play and make a silly review for a book or movie.

I like reading some WWII books by Ken Follett

One of the books was Eye of the Needle. Some may have seen the movie where Donald Sutherland played a **** Spy

I Gave it a 1 star rating and wrote...

Did not help at all I bought this as I was interested in doing some needle point of WWII patches and insignia of axis and allies uniforms as a new hobby. I found nothing in this book that would help me in my endeavors. Very Disappointing.


=====

Another one of his books called Hornet Flight. A teenage danish boy finds out the ***** have a radar station so he has to get away to tell someone so he uses an old hornet moth plane that was hidden away in a barn to get out and get the word out.

My review....

I would have given this a five star rating if they would have escaped in a submarine. But if that had happened he would had to change the title from Hornet Flight (after the hornet Moth airplane) to something like the Catshark Swim ( after a WWII US Gato Class Submarine). But after thinking about it, maybe it is better the way he wrote it. After all it would be hard to hide a submarine in an abandoned church without the ***** finding it and it would have been hard to find enough fuel to run the submarine. So I think I will give it five stars in the end.

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Just bored.
I'd like to see a review of Dayal Patterson's Black Metal.
Give it a look-see.
 

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Sometimes I get bored and I will go on Google Play and make a silly review for a book or movie.

I like reading some WWII books by Ken Follett

One of the books was Eye of the Needle. Some may have seen the movie where Donald Sutherland played a **** Spy

I Gave it a 1 star rating and wrote...

Did not help at all I bought this as I was interested in doing some needle point of WWII patches and insignia of axis and allies uniforms as a new hobby. I found nothing in this book that would help me in my endeavors. Very Disappointing.


=====

Another one of his books called Hornet Flight. A teenage danish boy finds out the ***** have a radar station so he has to get away to tell someone so he uses an old hornet moth plane that was hidden away in a barn to get out and get the word out.

My review....

I would have given this a five star rating if they would have escaped in a submarine. But if that had happened he would had to change the title from Hornet Flight (after the hornet Moth airplane) to something like the Catshark Swim ( after a WWII US Gato Class Submarine). But after thinking about it, maybe it is better the way he wrote it. After all it would be hard to hide a submarine in an abandoned church without the ***** finding it and it would have been hard to find enough fuel to run the submarine. So I think I will give it five stars in the end.

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Just bored.
I give Garrett bad reviews when I'm bored.....I'm bored a lot.
 

bark

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I give Garrett bad reviews when I'm bored.....I'm bored a lot.
I think I’ve read of few of your very elegant and yet to the point reviews of coach Garrett. In fact, I’ve read them so many times I scrolled the roster looking for that new player we signed named
Garrett Sucks. :laugh:
 

Melonfeud

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Sometimes I get bored and I will go on Google Play and make a silly review for a book or movie.

I like reading some WWII books by Ken Follett

One of the books was Eye of the Needle. Some may have seen the movie where Donald Sutherland played a **** Spy

I Gave it a 1 star rating and wrote...

Did not help at all I bought this as I was interested in doing some needle point of WWII patches and insignia of axis and allies uniforms as a new hobby. I found nothing in this book that would help me in my endeavors. Very Disappointing.


=====

Another one of his books called Hornet Flight. A teenage danish boy finds out the ***** have a radar station so he has to get away to tell someone so he uses an old hornet moth plane that was hidden away in a barn to get out and get the word out.

My review....

I would have given this a five star rating if they would have escaped in a submarine. But if that had happened he would had to change the title from Hornet Flight (after the hornet Moth airplane) to something like the Catshark Swim ( after a WWII US Gato Class Submarine). But after thinking about it, maybe it is better the way he wrote it. After all it would be hard to hide a submarine in an abandoned church without the ***** finding it and it would have been hard to find enough fuel to run the submarine. So I think I will give it five stars in the end.

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Just bored.
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,,,It's nice to know that my original analysis of documenting you as bent rather than warped ,while compiling my individual psychological profiles of fellow members is verified:)


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