Mars needs women, players need nicknames

[GimmeTheBall!]

From Air Radio America, 50,000-watt transmitter of supreme truth and peaceable pursuits, in Farmers Branch, where equality is the law and allowed.

C'mon, whatta you have to do until the qb camps?
Hep me give some players a nickname.
(Only present Cowboys, please, for contractural and worldwide rights in this and any universes reasons.)

Allow me to start it off.

1. Julius "The Robot" Jones.
2. Bradie "The Fourth Stoodge" James
3. Lousaka "I Say Hello You Say Goodbye" Polite



Anyone? anyone? :starspin :starspin :starspin :starspin :starspin

 

[parchy]

Tony "God" Romo

 

[CowboyMike]

Roy "The Hammer" Williams
Ken "The Nail" Hamlin

Terence "The Newspaper" Newman

 

[Rack]

"Mr. T" Spencer

Chris "I think I" Canty

Pat "The Big Red Machine" McQuinstan

Doug "I got drafted cuz Jerry Jones thought I was" Free

Courtney "No not the former Browns' Bust" Brown

Miles "The 6 million dollar man" Austin

Brock "I'm so bad I shouldn't even be playing for" Berlin

Damarius Bilbo "Baggins"

Quincy "NOT CARTER" Butler

Keith "The Bullet Magnet" Davis

Abram "I didn't do it" Elam

Greg "I'm an upstanding citizen Except when things don't go my way" Ellis

Bradie "What's a Fullback?" James

Julius "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Jones

Tony "The Moxican" Romo

"That thing gotta" Remi Ayodele

Joe "Double Cheese" Burger

 

[Spectre]

Mars
Needs
Women
:laugh2:

that took me back...

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

"Mr. T" Spencer

Chris "I think I" Canty

Pat "The Big Red Machine" McQuinstan

Doug "I got drafted cuz Jerry Jones thought I was" Free

Courtney "No not the former Browns' Bust" Brown

Miles "The 6 million dollar man" Austin

Brock "I'm so bad I shouldn't even be playing for" Berlin

Damarius Bilbo "Baggins"

Quincy "NOT CARTER" Butler

Keith "The Bullet Magnet" Davis

Abram "I didn't do it" Elam

Greg "I'm an upstanding citizen Except when things don't go my way" Ellis

Bradie "What's a Fullback?" James

Julius "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Jones

Tony "The Moxican" Romo

"That thing gotta" Remi Ayodele

Joe "Double Cheese" Burger

All good ones. LOL

 

[Achozen]

"Mr. T" Spencer

Chris "I think I" Canty

Pat "The Big Red Machine" McQuinstan

Doug "I got drafted cuz Jerry Jones thought I was" Free

Courtney "No not the former Browns' Bust" Brown

Miles "The 6 million dollar man" Austin

Brock "I'm so bad I shouldn't even be playing for" Berlin

Damarius Bilbo "Baggins"

Quincy "NOT CARTER" Butler

Keith "The Bullet Magnet" Davis

Abram "I didn't do it" Elam

Greg "I'm an upstanding citizen Except when things don't go my way" Ellis

Bradie "What's a Fullback?" James

Julius "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Jones

Tony "The Moxican" Romo

"That thing gotta" Remi Ayodele

Joe "Double Cheese" Burger

 

[adamknite]

"Mr. T" Spencer

Chris "I think I" Canty

Pat "The Big Red Machine" McQuinstan

Doug "I got drafted cuz Jerry Jones thought I was" Free

Courtney "No not the former Browns' Bust" Brown

Miles "The 6 million dollar man" Austin

Brock "I'm so bad I shouldn't even be playing for" Berlin

Damarius Bilbo "Baggins"

Quincy "NOT CARTER" Butler

Keith "The Bullet Magnet" Davis

Abram "I didn't do it" Elam

Greg "I'm an upstanding citizen Except when things don't go my way" Ellis

Bradie "What's a Fullback?" James

Julius "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Jones

Tony "The Moxican" Romo

"That thing gotta" Remi Ayodele

Joe "Double Cheese" Burger

lolZ, Chris Berman, that you?

Bilbo Baggins is my favorite, mainly because it's hilarious, and partially because you just knew it was coming.

 

[Seven]

"Mr. T" Spencer

Chris "I think I" Canty

Pat "The Big Red Machine" McQuinstan

Doug "I got drafted cuz Jerry Jones thought I was" Free

Courtney "No not the former Browns' Bust" Brown

Miles "The 6 million dollar man" Austin

Brock "I'm so bad I shouldn't even be playing for" Berlin

Damarius Bilbo "Baggins"

Quincy "NOT CARTER" Butler

Keith "The Bullet Magnet" Davis

Abram "I didn't do it" Elam

Greg "I'm an upstanding citizen Except when things don't go my way" Ellis

Bradie "What's a Fullback?" James

Julius "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Jones

Tony "The Moxican" Romo

"That thing gotta" Remi Ayodele

Joe "Double Cheese" Burger

Outstanding, "Man she's gotta nice", Rack.

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

You guys are nuts!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Rack is the man!!!

(For now)

 

[Rack]

New nickname for JuJo... "The Terminator" or "T-1000" ... "The Terminator" probably fits him better then "T-1000" though.

 

[CowboysFan02]

Julius "My name isn't Coakley" Jones