Military Strategy: Tactics for sieging Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle.

[YosemiteSam]

Ha!

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Cinderella Castle is the the worldwide-recognized icon of the Disney empire. Physical representations of it stand at the center of two Disney Parks: Walt Disney World in Florida, and Tokyo Disneyland. Assuming it were an actual fortress, how would you take it?

Operation It's a Small War After All Prepared by Sgt. Jon Davis USMC

I chose to ignore the stipulation of a pre-gunpowder based strategy because the fortifications defending the Magic Kingdom and housing its troops was built with modern technology and therefore should be also considered a target for modern warfare.

Phase 1:

A ground must be chosen in which you can quickly secure a foothold into the Magic Kingdom. This position must be easily accessible for the invasion force, provide cover and concealment for the troops and give strategic advantage once taken while depriving the enemy of the same. For this mission, I choose the area outside the tracks, between Tomorrowland and Main Street USA. Consideration must be taken to ensure we are not spotted by the monorail.​

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[Longboysfan]

They have it all wrong.
I would send in a Seal force through Adventure Land.
A Delta Force unit through Tomorrow land.
Secure frontier land with regular Army. Hit the liberty square area with the Marines from the lake.
Make sure to have at least 2 drones above with air to air missles to take away their eyes in the Sky Tinkerbell.
Piece of cake.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Nuke the whole place.....it's the only way to be sure

 

[YosemiteSam]

Nuke the whole place.....it's the only way to be sure

Throw a couple of Kardashians in there and really make it worth nuking.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Throw a couple of Kardashians in there and really make it worth nuking.

and the whole Jersey Shore cast