My Father-in-law's April Fools Joke Last Year

[Hostile]

In case any of you want to do this.

He waited until my mother-in-law was in the shower then ran in there and yelled that the house was on fire. Of course she freaked out and he laughed. She went back to her shower.

He went in the other room and called his two daughters who live in the same small town and said, "come quick, something's wrong with Mom."

They did and when they got there asked what's wrong, he said, "I think she's pregnant."





I am going to be an old man just like him one day, only worse.

 

[Hostile]

I just set one up on a good friend for tonight. His son is being inducted into the Arizona Sports Hall of Fame on Sunday. He is being recruited by colleges in football, wrestling and track (decathlon).

This kid is an Eagle Scout, honor student, kind of boy you hope your daughter brings home and says she is in love with.

He's also my partner in crime tonight. I'm headed over to their house to talk with the family tonight about his acceptance speech for the HOF. They asked me to help him write it. He's going to read it to them tonight as a test run for Sunday night.

At one point in the practice speech he's going to say, "The hardest part of athletics for me is hiding the fact that I am gay and mostly enjoy touching other males and seeing them in the showers. It is why I compete."

April fools.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

I just set one up on a good friend for tonight. His son is being inducted into the Arizona Sports Hall of Fame on Sunday. He is being recruited by colleges in football, wrestling and track (decathlon).

This kid is an Eagle Scout, honor student, kind of boy you hope your daughter brings home and says she is in love with.

He's also my partner in crime tonight. I'm headed over to their house to talk with the family tonight about his acceptance speech for the HOF. They asked me to help him write it. He's going to read it to them tonight as a test run for Sunday night.

At one point in the practice speech he's going to say, "The hardest part of athletics for me is hiding the fact that I am gay and mostly enjoy touching other males and seeing them in the showers. It is why I compete."

April fools.

LOL!

You watch Celebrity Apprentice don't you?

 

[Hostile]

LOL!

You watch Celebrity Apprentice don't you?

Never seen it.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

Never seen it.

Pretty good show with Trump.

LAst week the men celebs had to do a video promoting a videophone.

So they had Jose Canseco play a gay guy and his "fiance" introduced him to his parents via videophone.

It was pretty hilarious. My friend is competing on it so I am into it.

 

[NeonDeion21]

Pretty good show with Trump.

LAst week the men celebs had to do a video promoting a videophone.

So they had Jose Canseco play a gay guy and his "fiance" introduced him to his parents via videophone.

It was pretty hilarious. My friend is competing on it so I am into it.

I love that show! Who is your friend if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Cajuncowboy]

I love that show! Who is your friend if you dont mind me asking?

John Rich. He's a trip too. Great guy.

 

[NeonDeion21]

John Rich. He's a trip too. Great guy.

He is a class-act. Him and Meat-loaf are my two favorites on the show by far.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

He is a class-act. Him and Meat-loaf are my two favorites on the show by far.

John just wrote and released a song called "For The Kids". If you want to help him out and his charity, go to iTunes and down load it. I forget how much it is but the proceeds go to the St. Jude Children's Hospital.

It's a great cause.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

He is a class-act. Him and Meat-loaf are my two favorites on the show by far.

I think Meatloaf is going to jail this week. I haven't talked to John in the last few weeks (he's not allowed to talk about the taped shows anyway) but from the previews, it looks like Armageddon between him and Bussey. :laugh2:

 

[Meat-O-Rama]

Pretty good show with Trump.

LAst week the men celebs had to do a video promoting a videophone.

So they had Jose Canseco play a gay guy and his "fiance" introduced him to his parents via videophone.

It was pretty hilarious. My friend is competing on it so I am into it.

I have not enjoyed a season of the show any near as much as I am enjoying this one. The women are V-I-C-I-O-U-S! And Gary Busey is a straight up nut job. I'm convinced he posts on this forum under a couple of different pseudonyms...

Back to the OP: That is an epic April Fool's. Let us know how it goes. I hope he can keep a straight (no pun intended) face!

 

[Seven]

At one point in the practice speech he's going to say, "The hardest part of athletics for me is hiding the fact that I am gay and mostly enjoy touching other males and seeing them in the showers. It is why I compete."

April fools.

I was invited to a High School in Phoenix to speak in front of some students about the semi-conductor, microprocessor specifically, industry.

I walked up to the podium and started off with......"I'm here today to talk about my 12 years in the state pen and what I did to get there."

The look on the faculty faces was priceless. I can't even describe it.

 

[NeonDeion21]

I think Meatloaf is going to jail this week. I haven't talked to John in the last few weeks (he's not allowed to talk about the taped shows anyway) but from the previews, it looks like Armageddon between him and Bussey. :laugh2:

I can't wait. :laugh2:

Bussey is something else man. Some other the things he says are just in left field. He is definitely a character.

 

[cowboyeric8]

John Rich has always seemed like a great guy. Good to know that he is.

 

[CowboyWay]

I sent an email to my employees last night before I left stating that starting next monday, they would no longer have internet at work. I let them stew on it until about an hour ago. You should have seen all the people getting together whispering complaints and just generally being angry.

It was classic.

A couple years ago, an employee had me write him a letter of termination on the friday before April 1st. He got home and acted really mad and showed it to his wife. He didn't let her in on the joke until Monday morning (April 1st) when he got out of bed and started getting ready for work. She asked him "Where are you going"?

He said..."I didn't tell you?......April Fools". He thought she was going to divorce him.

 

[Hostile]

I just set one up on a good friend for tonight. His son is being inducted into the Arizona Sports Hall of Fame on Sunday. He is being recruited by colleges in football, wrestling and track (decathlon).

This kid is an Eagle Scout, honor student, kind of boy you hope your daughter brings home and says she is in love with.

He's also my partner in crime tonight. I'm headed over to their house to talk with the family tonight about his acceptance speech for the HOF. They asked me to help him write it. He's going to read it to them tonight as a test run for Sunday night.

At one point in the practice speech he's going to say, "The hardest part of athletics for me is hiding the fact that I am gay and mostly enjoy touching other males and seeing them in the showers. It is why I compete."

April fools.

Okay, I'm back from doing this. For his Dad it worked perfectly. Then his Mom yelled "April Fools" and the sigh of relief around the room was audible. So she busted us, but it was still funny. Not as funny as it could have been had she not caught it. But she knows the kid likes girls.