My nemesis, rival preacher

[Reverend Conehead]

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way. However, there's this rival church to mine across town run by this weirdo, Reverend Stonehead, who I can't stand. His church is one of those wacko anything goes ones. They see it as perfectly normal to inhale the fumes of this popular plant that makes them see funny things. Then he encourages some of his female members to dance around in the buff. I've lost some congregants to this loony church just because people want to have fun. I need to find a way to get back at that jerk, Reverend Stonehead.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way. However, there's this rival church to mine across town run by this weirdo, Reverend Stonehead, who I can't stand. His church is one of those wacko anything goes ones. They see it as perfectly normal to inhale the fumes of this popular plant that makes them see funny things. Then he encourages some of his female members to dance around in the buff. I've lost some congregants to this loony church just because people want to have fun. I need to find a way to get back at that jerk, Reverend Stonehead.

You just described Woodstock.

 

[Runwildboys]

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way. However, there's this rival church to mine across town run by this weirdo, Reverend Stonehead, who I can't stand. His church is one of those wacko anything goes ones. They see it as perfectly normal to inhale the fumes of this popular plant that makes them see funny things. Then he encourages some of his female members to dance around in the buff. I've lost some congregants to this loony church just because people want to have fun. I need to find a way to get back at that jerk, Reverend Stonehead.

Give me the address and the time those girls usually dance around in the buff. I'll take care of this for you.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Give me the address and the time those girls usually dance around in the buff. I'll take care of this for you.

Thanks. That's very selfless of you to volunteer to go into such a stressful and sinful situation to minister to those evil hussies. I tried to myself. I hollered at one of them, "You evil trashy, skanky trollop, stop that!" And she responded in a despicable manner. She smashed her boobies into my face. I answered, "Uh .... b'b'buh duh ..... I'm not convinced. I still think you're a trasky, skanky trollop," and she repeated the booby smash thing into my face. I repeated that several times, but just could not get her to repent. I'm not trying to scare you off, because I find it very honorable of you to volunteer to go into that danger zone. I hope you manage. Be sure to take a video of how it goes down so that I can watch it and give you tips. I'll PM you the address. Thanks.

 

[Runwildboys]

Thanks. That's very selfless of you to volunteer to go into such a stressful and sinful situation to minister to those evil hussies. I tried to myself. I hollered at one of them, "You evil trashy, skanky trollop, stop that!" And she responded in a despicable manner. She smashed her boobies into my face. I answered, "Uh .... b'b'buh duh ..... I'm not convinced. I still think you're a trasky, skanky trollop," and she repeated the booby smash thing into my face. I repeated that several times, but just could not get her to repent. I'm not trying to scare you off, because I find it very honorable of you to volunteer to go into that danger zone. I hope you manage. Be sure to take a video of how it goes down so that I can watch it and give you tips. I'll PM you the address. Thanks.

If she does the booby smash thing to me, I'll try begging on my knees. If I'm successful, you'll hear her praying from blocks away.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

If she does the booby smash thing to me, I'll try begging on my knees. If I'm successful, you'll hear her praying from blocks away.

That's great! I knew I could count on you. You're truly devoted.

 

[DallasEast]

I've obviously a perfectly normal guy who's not strange in any way.

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[Reverend Conehead]

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I'm the only normal guy preacher in this town. I've already told you about Reverend Stonehead. There's also Reverend Bonehead, who's a nice guy, but isn't so bright. Then there's Reverend Clonehead who's obsessed with science and genetic engineering. Then there's Reverend Dronehead who always talks in a monotone. Weirdos. Why can't they be normal and down to earth like me?

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm the only normal guy preacher in this town. I've already told you about Reverend Stonehead. There's also Reverend Bonehead, who's a nice guy, but isn't so bright. Then there's Reverend Clonehead who's obsessed with science and genetic engineering. Then there's Reverend Dronehead who always talks in a monotone. Weirdos. Why can't they be normal and down to earth like me?

Hopefully, soon you'll hear Sister Moanhead.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Hopefully, soon you'll hear Sister Moanhead.

I forgot to mention her. She's a concubine of Reverend Stonehead. I'm not quite sure why he named her that, but he does spend a lot of time with her.

 

[CouchCoach]

I am not committing myself without recent photos of these naked dancing parishioners. They might be the same women they hide in the basement and make them make cookies and teach Bible school. And that could ne the reason the menfolk of the church stay stoned and eat cookies.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I am not committing myself without recent photos of these naked dancing parishioners. They might be the same women they hide in the basement and make them make cookies and teach Bible school. And that could ne the reason the menfolk of the church stay stoned and eat cookies.

I have a collection of photos of them in several photo albums going back many years. I've got them for research purposes, of course. I've worked hard, very very hard to be familiar with this sinful enemy so that I can combat them effectively. I've poured over that album numerous times looking for any advantage. I hope people respect my dedication. Someone's got to do it.

 

[Londonboy]

If You can't beat 'em, join 'em.