My plan to fix the offense in the offseason

[CyberB0b]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

 

[kevm3]

There is no solution with Garrett as HC unless we invest 95% of our resources into the offense. We'll need a completely revamped Oline, HOF TE, HOF WR

 

[CyberB0b]

There is no solution with Garrett as HC unless we invest 95% of our resources into the offense. We'll need a completely revamped Oline, HOF TE, HOF WR

My plan will work. Trust me.

 

[Sydla]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

Don’t forget..... #8

Bring in a QB coach with no experience whatsoever at developing a young QB to help Dak who clearly needs help and is a guy you are trying to bank your future on.

 

[Clove]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

Are you talking about next year or the past 10 years?

 

[cowboyblue22]

if they keep losing there will be lots of fixing in the offseason

 

[HungryLion]

Don’t forget..... #8

Bring in a QB coach with no experience whatsoever at developing a young QB to help Dak who clearly needs help and is a guy you are trying to bank your future on.

Nah man. Kellen Moore is super smart and knows what he is doing. Because he won a bunch of games in the mountain west conference

 

[NotForLong]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

I am sorry Dak friendly was attempted this year. Doesnt exist.

 

[CATCH17]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

It’s just unbelievable how stupid this team is.

Just common sense things go ignored and we’re wondering why the pass game still sucks this year.

I’m sure behind closed doors they are blaming Witten retiring and his 3 yards a catch.

 

[Roadtrip635]

1. We will bring in a bunch of journeyman tight ends. We will draft a 1 dimensional blocking TE who can't block in the 4th. Our starter will be a who started 9 games in 3 years, with 9 career catches.
2. We'll take the same approach with our wide receivers. We will draft a value 3rd rounder, but aside from that, we will stick with the journeyman approach.
3. We will bring in a journeyman WR coach who has produced some of the worst WR production in the league for a number of years, and hype him up as a route running guru. We'll make T Will carry bricks to make him less of a body catcher.
4. 90% of our offense will consist of our wideouts running 10 yard routes and stopping. Curls, comebacks, etc.
5. We don't really want any kind of quality depth on the offensive line, so let's just go with what we've got. We will add an undersized rookie to shore it up, however.
6. We won't bring in any legitimate QB competition as a backup. We like what we've got.
7. We'll really tailor this offense to Dak's strengths. We will make it Dak friendly. See above.

I think you also forgot to not play them during the pre-season because everything will be fine.


Honestly, I'm quite surprised it isn't working.

 

[Roadtrip635]

if they keep losing there will be lots of fixing in the offseason

The scary thing was THIS was the fixing of the offense, remember.

They fixed it alright, they fixed it good.

 

[Birch_Wood]

I think Bob may be onto something here.

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

There is no solution if Garrett and Dak are still here. All hope is lost.