My time machine is busted

[Reverend Conehead]

I keep trying to travel back in time, but it doesn't work. Every time I try to go back in time, the machine brings me to the middle of an ice fishing lake in Edina, Minnesota. Then I have to drag my stinking time machine off that frozen lake and arrange for a flatbed truck to bring it back to Omaha with me. It's adding up.

I'm going to be busy fixing this thing. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Wish me luck. I have some annoying changes back in time to fix. For example, the Cowboys won the 1981 NFC Championship and went on to win Super Bowl 16 the first time around. Some skank went back and time and changed it. I keep trying to go back in time to fix that crap, but something always stops me. I keep ending up on that frozen lake in Minnesota in the present. I've gotten some good ice fishing in, but enough is enough.

 

[Reality]

You told us this before.









Think about it ...

 

[Montanalo]

You told us this before.









Think about it ...

 

[Reverend Conehead]

You told us this before.
Think about it ...

I hope I'm not stuck in a temporal loop.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I don't know if it is the time machine or just your CPU.

 

[DallasEast]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/female

female noun
Synonyms of female (Entry 2 of 2)

lady, skirt [slang], woman, dame, gentlewoman, madam, madame, senora (or señora), babe [slang], beauty, belle, damsel, doll, gal, girl, ingenue (or ingénue), lass, lassie, mademoiselle, maid, maiden, miss, senorita (or señorita)



There are many ways of describing a female in a story.

Some skank went back and time and changed it.

Or maybe not.









I blame Amber Heard.

 

[Runwildboys]

I hope I'm not stuck in a temporal loop.

Well, you do seem pretty loopy.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Well, you do seem pretty loopy.

LOL. You got me good.

 

[catiii]

I think you're trapped in a temporal loop with Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow and a keg of rum.

 

[Londonboy]

I keep trying to travel back in time, but it doesn't work. Every time I try to go back in time, the machine brings me to the middle of an ice fishing lake in Edina, Minnesota. Then I have to drag my stinking time machine off that frozen lake and arrange for a flatbed truck to bring it back to Omaha with me. It's adding up.

I'm going to be busy fixing this thing. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Wish me luck. I have some annoying changes back in time to fix. For example, the Cowboys won the 1981 NFC Championship and went on to win Super Bowl 16 the first time around. Some skank went back and time and changed it. I keep trying to go back in time to fix that crap, but something always stops me. I keep ending up on that frozen lake in Minnesota in the present. I've gotten some good ice fishing in, but enough is enough.

How much ice did You catch? are You going to regale us with tall tales about the berg that got away?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

How much ice did You catch? are You going to regale us with tall tales about the berg that got away?

You're supposed to catch ice? Dang it. I've been catching fish. I've been doing it wrong.

 

[timb2]

I keep trying to travel back in time, but it doesn't work. Every time I try to go back in time, the machine brings me to the middle of an ice fishing lake in Edina, Minnesota. Then I have to drag my stinking time machine off that frozen lake and arrange for a flatbed truck to bring it back to Omaha with me. It's adding up.

I'm going to be busy fixing this thing. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Wish me luck. I have some annoying changes back in time to fix. For example, the Cowboys won the 1981 NFC Championship and went on to win Super Bowl 16 the first time around. Some skank went back and time and changed it. I keep trying to go back in time to fix that crap, but something always stops me. I keep ending up on that frozen lake in Minnesota in the present. I've gotten some good ice fishing in, but enough is enough.

Ok Rev,, I admit I took your time machine and went back fixed the 1983 NFL Draft,and then got carried away to 1984 & 1985's NFL Draft and then I saw a chance to take a trip to impress some BIG HAIR 80s girls and I might have worn it out when we went to see Stacy Q and tha Rico Suave dude in concert

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Ok Rev,, I admit I took your time machine and went back fixed the 1983 NFL Draft,and then got carried away to 1984 & 1985's NFL Draft and then I saw a chance to take a trip to impress some BIG HAIR 80s girls and I might have worn it out when we went to see Stacy Q and tha Rico Suave dude in concert

Are you the one who busted my time machine? When you're returning from a trip to the past, you have to pump the brakes twice and then double clutch it. If you didn't do that, you're luck you didn't get stuck in the year 2525 or something.

 

[timb2]

Are you the one who busted my time machine? When you're returning from a trip to the past, you have to pump the brakes twice and then double clutch it. If you didn't do that, you're luck you didn't get stuck in the year 2525 or something.

I might have mess that up . Sorry Rev I will be careful next time.....You will let me borrow it again for a hot date if need be?,

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I might have mess that up . Sorry Rev I will be careful next time.....You will let me borrow it again for a hot date if need be?,

Hold your horses. I've got to get this thing fixed first. Also, be careful about timelines. The machine is only accurate within about two weeks. I know you've wanting to visit Pompei with your date before Mount Vesuvius blew, but if you cut it too close, you're both going to end up covered in volcanic ash.

 

[Londonboy]

Ok Rev,, I admit I took your time machine and went back fixed the 1983 NFL Draft,and then got carried away to 1984 & 1985's NFL Draft and then I saw a chance to take a trip to impress some BIG HAIR 80s girls and I might have worn it out when we went to see Stacy Q and tha Rico Suave dude in concert

The new favourite for the Worst ever use of a time machine award (which is quite an achievement with the good Rev in da house).

 

[timb2]

Hold your horses. I've got to get this thing fixed first. Also, be careful about timelines. The machine is only accurate within about two weeks. I know you've wanting to visit Pompei with your date before Mount Vesuvius blew, but if you cut it too close, you're both going to end up covered in volcanic ash.

You gotta admit WHO DIDN'T WANT TO BE RICO SUAVE BACK IN THE DAY?

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

I keep trying to travel back in time, but it doesn't work. Every time I try to go back in time, the machine brings me to the middle of an ice fishing lake in Edina, Minnesota. Then I have to drag my stinking time machine off that frozen lake and arrange for a flatbed truck to bring it back to Omaha with me. It's adding up.

I'm going to be busy fixing this thing. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Wish me luck. I have some annoying changes back in time to fix. For example, the Cowboys won the 1981 NFC Championship and went on to win Super Bowl 16 the first time around. Some skank went back and time and changed it. I keep trying to go back in time to fix that crap, but something always stops me. I keep ending up on that frozen lake in Minnesota in the present. I've gotten some good ice fishing in, but enough is enough.

Call Stewie Griffin. But watch out for Brian...he's a leg humper. He gave me gout.

 

[cowboyec]

son of a !@#$%.

 

[Them]