Never look a gift Futon in the cushions...

[CliffnDallas]

Cushions. my landlord knocked on my door this morning and gave me a futon. I had mentioned that I was looking for a small sofa for the place a while back.
I think it was rather nice of him. As soon as I buy some Lysol, I'll actually sit on it.

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When was the last time someone did you a good turn?

 

[Route 66]

Make sure Poppy didn't leave his mark.

 

[CliffnDallas]

Make sure Poppy didn't leave his mark.

It is remarkably stain free. I'm even more wary...

 

[Signals]

Make sure Poppy didn't leave his mark.

I am always wary of used furniture. When I was about 14 my parents went out of town and left me and my older brothers at home alone. My brother decided to have a drinking party.

I woke up the next morning at 4AM to get a drink of water and discovered my brothers friend banging his GF on our couch.

I don't think I ever sat on that couch ever again.

Kinda reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld were George Costanza had sex in his parents bed.

 

[Hostile]

I am always wary of used furniture. When I was about 14 my parents went out of town and left me and my older brothers at home alone. My brother decided to have a drinking party.

I woke up the next morning at 4AM to get a drink of water and discovered my brothers friend banging his GF on our couch.

I don't think I ever sat on that couch ever again.

Kinda reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld were George Costanza had sex in his parents bed.

When I first went away to college my roommates had a Halloween party. I had a job at a hospital and had to be at work very early in the morning. I went to bed with the door closed and was almost drifting off when it suddenly opened and 2 people came in the room. They proceeded to get naked and have sex on my roommate's bed. I let them know they were not alone and the guy asks me to leave.

I told him it was my room and that he needed to to get the hell out of there. He got very rude and I was out of bed and on him in seconds. I grabbed him by the hair and a hammer lock and threw his naked rear end out the bedroom door into the party. I then grabbed the girl by the wrist and threw her out the door too. Naked as a jay bird.

Their costumes were on the bedroom floor. I got back into bed. Next thing I know my roommate, Mickey, is in the room wanting to know who those people were and why they were naked. I told him what had happened and he was pissed. He didn't even know either one of them.

I often wondered what happened to those people. They left our apartment naked as the day they dropped on earth and to my knowledge never did come back for their costumes. I have no idea to this day who they were, how they got home, or anything else about them.

Mickey threw his sheets away along with their costumes.

 

[trickblue]

Make sure Poppy didn't leave his mark.

+3 internets for the Seinfeld reference...

 

[ethiostar]

I have been fortunate enough that people have almost always been good to me, and continue to do so. It would take me a long time to list everything people have done for me.

I guess the last time is my brother in-law using his frequent flier miles to fly me to TX and back.

 

[bbgun]

+3 internets for the Seinfeld reference...

Poppy was a little sloppy.

 

[5Stars]

When I first went away to college my roommates had a Halloween party. I had a job at a hospital and had to be at work very early in the morning. I went to bed with the door closed and was almost drifting off when it suddenly opened and 2 people came in the room. They proceeded to get naked and have sex on my roommate's bed. I let them know they were not alone and the guy asks me to leave.

I told him it was my room and that he needed to to get the hell out of there. He got very rude and I was out of bed and on him in seconds. I grabbed him by the hair and a hammer lock and through his naked rear end out the bedroom door into the party. I then grabbed the girl by the wrist and threw her out the door too. Naked as a jay bird.

Their costumes were on the bedroom floor. I got back into bed. Next thing I know my roommate, Mickey, is in the room wanting to know who those people were and why they were naked. I told him what had happened and he was pissed. He didn't even know either one of them.

I often wondered what happened to those people. They left our apartment naked as the day they dropped on earth and to my knowledge never did come back for their costumes. I have no idea to this day who they were, how they got home, or anything else about them.

Mickey threw his sheets away along with their costumes.

Maybe it was a haze...?

:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

Maybe it was a haze...?

:laugh2:

You lost me.

 

[5Stars]

You lost me.

The other football players hazed you...on Halloween. Maybe it was a joke..?

 

[The Fonz]

Watch out for bed bugs!

 

[Structural Ratt]

aside from that whats up with the rifle in the corner???

 

[CliffnDallas]

aside from that whats up with the rifle in the corner???

That's my Grandfathers shotgun. It's over a Hundred years old.

 

[Hostile]

The other football players hazed you...on Halloween. Maybe it was a joke..?

Oh no.

My hazing was carrying shoulder pads for the Seniors.

 

[5Stars]

Oh no.

My hazing was carrying shoulder pads for the Seniors.

That was easy! I had to sit on a block of ice, naked...for three minutes!

I hate baseball...!!!


:laugh2:

 

[KJJ]

Cushions. my landlord knocked on my door this morning and gave me a futon. I had mentioned that I was looking for a small sofa for the place a while back.
I think it was rather nice of him. As soon as I buy some Lysol, I'll actually sit on it.

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v65/BigCinBigD/WP_000030.jpg

When was the last time someone did you a good turn?

Better to be offered a futon than a mattress with an assortment of stains on it that would have been awkward.

 

[TheCount]

I don't do used furniture with cushions, terrified of getting bed bugs. My sister in-law won't even go to movie theaters because she's scared of them being in the seats, I'm not quite at that level but the idea of bugs crawling all over you while you're watching Scooby Doo creeps me out.

 

[baj1dallas]

I don't do used furniture with cushions, terrified of getting bed bugs. My sister in-law won't even go to movie theaters because she's scared of them being in the seats, I'm not quite at that level but the idea of bugs crawling all over you while you're watching Scooby Doo creeps me out.

you either watch too much TV or you live in NYC.