Nominee for the funniest website of the year...

SaltwaterServr

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TextsFromLastNight.com

Click on "Best" of all time. There's at least a 100 pages of gold in there. Relive your college days for sure.
 

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:lmao2:

My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

Yes, this website is awesome indeed!
 

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"I asked her if I could buy her a drink and she said she had a boyfriend."

And?

"I said I have a goldfish. She said what does that mean? I said, Oh I thought we were talking about **** that don't matter."
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Most are inappropriate for this forum, but this one made me chuckle:

"The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices"."
 

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Wimbo;3823129 said:
Most are inappropriate for this forum, but this one made me chuckle:

"The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices"."

Yeah, 90% of them aren't. A few of the replies are the only part you could put here...

"Or you could quit doing drunk cartwheels without panties."

"Drunk you seems to like playing pranks on Sober you."

Another one involved a girl spreading a box of goldfish on her bed and then getting in a fight with her roommate who ate "Henry". How much alcohol is required for that?
 

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Dude, last night I couldn't sleep. I checked out that site and found myself reading those texts for an hour!

Most of them are great.
 

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statuscrap.com is pretty awesome. Kind of like a failblog for facebook/twitter
 

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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
True story. In college for a while I lived in a house with three other fraternity brothers. It was, as you can imagine, a party house. Cops were called on countless occasions, but literally twice we had the cops actually ask if they could come by after their shift was over.
 

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danielofthesaints;3826113 said:
the most humorous web site out there is reddit.com
Fellow redditor. :)

Anything funny posted in the CZ off-topic forum was probably posted on reddit months ago.
 
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