One thing I REALLY hope...

[silverbear]

Is whoever the Cowboys hire as their next head coach, he won't look as disgusting in a pair of shorts and T-shirt as Parcells does...

Got man boobs?? Sorry, we're not interested... you can take that front butt on to your next job interview...

Now, who in here disagrees with THAT??

 

[Aikbach]

As long as his chest can double as a portable trophy case i don't care how enormous his breast tissue is.

 

[cowboys19]

Garrett would look good on the sidelines, in a cowboy windbreaker with his headset on.

Garrett is a genius.