Ooo-oo that smell. Can't you smell that smell?

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So, there I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me. It was then that I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.
 
Rackat;2855538 said:
So, there I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me. It was then that I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.

This has to be a joke.
 
God gave farts a good smell so deaf folks could enjoy them too.............
 
Rackat;2855538 said:
So, there I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me. It was then that I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.

:laugh2: that was good

you should post more
 

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