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jackrussell

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...and I didn't open the door. I am so ashamed.

Approaching a sharp curve in the road this morning, I could see up around the turn a boy biking across the street, and his hat blew off.

Rounding the turn and seeing the cap on my side of the street, I relied on my driving prowess, and swerved to my right to successfully avoid running it over.

As I drove by the hat in the road, my heart sank.

It was an Eagles cap.

Forgive me.
 
You don't want to soil your car though....

Edit: I mean really, it's like purposely driving through a pile of horse ****.
 
jackrussell said:
...and I didn't open the door. I am so ashamed.

Approaching a sharp curve in the road this morning, I could see up around the turn a boy biking across the street, and his hat blew off.

Rounding the turn and seeing the cap on my side of the street, I relied on my driving prowess, and swerved to my right to successfully avoid running it over.

As I drove by the hat in the road, my heart sank.

It was an Eagles cap.

Forgive me.
That's why they created Reverse :D :D

:lmao:

-Reality
 
dallasfaniac said:
You don't want to soil your car though....

Are you upset because you missed the hat, or the kid? Could you have gotten both? Just kidding. . . .but really, could you have?
 
Well, running over the kid is a bit harsh, I believe there are laws against that.

You could have stolen his bike and at least thrown it over a ravine in front of him. I believe that would have been sufficient compensation.
 
Don't worry about it...if McSlob would have been driving, he could have TRIED to hit it...and still miss!

:star:
 

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