Paging Leotis Brown... Post #13

[RCowboyFan]

Damn, that was funny!! Thanks to Hos for asking him to post and Loetis taking time to post, pure genius.

I always thought Chief's post about, I forget that 400 lb OL from Wisconsin, Training Camp routine to be the most hilarious post ever. Boy, Loetis came pretty close to that one.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Hi Hostile and buddys all hear!

Sorry it tooken so long for a good givings back.

I has missed you all while I was serving time for another drunked up disorderly and the likes. I did got some time off for good behavings wich have me back in daylight strollings nowadays just in time for preseason.

Anyways you has asked for my recolects proper and after taking strong considerments I gonna give it to yall as is follows...

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Firstly I was one happy Boys fan full of laughment and gleeful sprees of spurting squirts when I had a lookings at sportscenter yesterday and heard on how the Deadskin have got himselfs all hurt up with lost players on they first day of contact camp. Just seem like one more fool year of losing and tomfoolery for the Deadskin and his devil dements aside. Much laughs and belly rubbings and drool droppings from me.

I even came here to post my conclusings and such and share in the joyments to come.

BUT THEN THE FEARINGS got to me when I came on lined an found out bout how Jason Taylor signing up with the Deadskin for true.



I was reading at all the posts hear saying how Taylor done given them an upgrade and made them Deadskin d-lines into mean grizzly Mountain men ready to terrorise at the leagues and give up nasty sacking sprees and decapitates on old Romo and anyone else stupid enough to goes back to pass against them and how they gonna be many cartings off of quarterbacks that has seen they last daze at the hands of the powerfull new Deadskins defense.

And then the fear feared me bad and I yellings out loud-- OH NOOOOOO!!! NOT Jason Taylor!! WHY GAWD WHY??

All them readings had old Leotis feeling like we may has just as well given up our season and the only honor able thing left for us to do is just to quiet like bow our heads and give Mister Snyder his Lombardi trophy now so he won''t not have his teams hurt ours for trying at resistings on theyselfs.

Yeah Leotis is full of saddings. All is losted. The Deadskin has final got his do. We can't beat them no how. Time to quit...



















NOT!!!

GIVE ME A fershmugin BREAK!!

What is we mices or mules!!?

To hell with the Deadskin they ignant Extremeskin fans and they deadbeat money grubbin jonny rocket horseburger eating six flag broken ride scooting devil worshiping flea bag of an owner-- little Dannyboy Snyder!!

That little Napolion wannabe aint not made a write move since he bought they sorry team with his telemarketings moneys made off a nice grandmas that answer phones during the day and talk to strangers like they no them.

Signing up Jason Taylor just the next in a never ended long list of feeassco. It is just more waisted moneys that Snydre had another drunken sailer spendings spree for to spend on!!

I grabs myself good and in the privates and has me a wild laughings at Snyder with glee-- both balls and stick two!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

EVERY YEAR A DIFFERENT LOSER MAY PUTS ON THEY COLORS BUT AT THE END OF THE YEAR THEY ALWAYSED ONE THING ONLY---- THE SAME OL LOSING WAYS DEADSKIN!!!

HAR HAR HEE HEE HO!!

Good read, thanks for posting.

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

Classic!!

 

[Big Dakota]

Don't you mean, "Leotist's post needs a sticky."?

:laugh2:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm going thru much belly-rubbins

 

[justbob]

Greatest Post Ever!

Amen --welcome back Leotis ---stay out of the dog house and stick around here --we neeeds ya

 

[jcblanco22]

Oh, if only...Leotis on the ATN board within Extremeskins, taking on TR1. AdamJT13 destroyed him, and Leotis would just make him cross-eyed.

For a slightly different type of perverse pleasure, I'd also love to see him engaging Art in dialogue on their main board. I know he'd be banned in 2 posts tops but my goodness, they'd never know what hit them for the 5 minutes he'd have an account on there.

 

[djmajestik]

Hi Hostile and buddys all hear!

Sorry it tooken so long for a good givings back.

I has missed you all while I was serving time for another drunked up disorderly and the likes. I did got some time off for good behavings wich have me back in daylight strollings nowadays just in time for preseason.

Anyways you has asked for my recolects proper and after taking strong considerments I gonna give it to yall as is follows...

--------------


Firstly I was one happy Boys fan full of laughment and gleeful sprees of spurting squirts when I had a lookings at sportscenter yesterday and heard on how the Deadskin have got himselfs all hurt up with lost players on they first day of contact camp. Just seem like one more fool year of losing and tomfoolery for the Deadskin and his devil dements aside. Much laughs and belly rubbings and drool droppings from me.

I even came here to post my conclusings and such and share in the joyments to come.

BUT THEN THE FEARINGS got to me when I came on lined an found out bout how Jason Taylor signing up with the Deadskin for true.



I was reading at all the posts hear saying how Taylor done given them an upgrade and made them Deadskin d-lines into mean grizzly Mountain men ready to terrorise at the leagues and give up nasty sacking sprees and decapitates on old Romo and anyone else stupid enough to goes back to pass against them and how they gonna be many cartings off of quarterbacks that has seen they last daze at the hands of the powerfull new Deadskins defense.

And then the fear feared me bad and I yellings out loud-- OH NOOOOOO!!! NOT Jason Taylor!! WHY GAWD WHY??

All them readings had old Leotis feeling like we may has just as well given up our season and the only honor able thing left for us to do is just to quiet like bow our heads and give Mister Snyder his Lombardi trophy now so he won''t not have his teams hurt ours for trying at resistings on theyselfs.

Yeah Leotis is full of saddings. All is losted. The Deadskin has final got his do. We can't beat them no how. Time to quit...



















NOT!!!

GIVE ME A fershmugin BREAK!!

What is we mices or mules!!?

To hell with the Deadskin they ignant Extremeskin fans and they deadbeat money grubbin jonny rocket horseburger eating six flag broken ride scooting devil worshiping flea bag of an owner-- little Dannyboy Snyder!!

That little Napolion wannabe aint not made a write move since he bought they sorry team with his telemarketings moneys made off a nice grandmas that answer phones during the day and talk to strangers like they no them.

Signing up Jason Taylor just the next in a never ended long list of feeassco. It is just more waisted moneys that Snydre had another drunken sailer spendings spree for to spend on!!

I grabs myself good and in the privates and has me a wild laughings at Snyder with glee-- both balls and stick two!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

EVERY YEAR A DIFFERENT LOSER MAY PUTS ON THEY COLORS BUT AT THE END OF THE YEAR THEY ALWAYSED ONE THING ONLY---- THE SAME OL LOSING WAYS DEADSKIN!!!

HAR HAR HEE HEE HO!!

Leo, how long did it take you to hen peck that diatribe :laugh2: Great stuff bro. Keep it comon.

 

[zrinkill]

To hell with the Deadskin they ignant Extremeskin fans and they deadbeat money grubbin jonny rocket horseburger eating six flag broken ride scooting devil worshiping flea bag of an owner-- little Dannyboy Snyder!!

Thats my new sig

 

[Hostile]

Thats my new sig

Genius. Both times it was used.