Pizza Shop Owner Takes Cannibalism for a Taste Test

[YosemiteSam]

Good god, *** is going on? Everyone is trying to eat everyone else!

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Staten Island man bites other man's ear in ugly fight sparked by dispute over television


The special in this Staten Island diner was ear a la Tyson.

A dispute over the television in the outer-borough eatery led to an ugly fight that left one man missing a chunk gnawed out of his ear, police and witnesses said.

Chomper Thomas Tomasello, 52, was busted for felony assault after beating and biting Nicholas Cacace on the sidewalk outside the Oakwood Diner on Amboy Road, cops said.

"He chewed his ear - he must have been hungry," one witness said with a laugh. "He must have been reading about that cannibal down in Miami or something."

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[joseephuss]

It's a new diet fad. I heard Oprah was talking about it, so I am not surprised it is catching on.

 

[vta]

How far overboard are we that this actually sounds pedestrian? Reading the title, I was all ***. After reading the content I thought, 'oh, that's happened before, *whew*'.

 

[Doomsday101]

Can you add some extra ear on my pizza.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I hear good things about that place.

 

[Doomsday101]

I hear good things about that place.

Just remember those are not mushrooms on the pizza.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I hear good things about that place.

Word I get is that it's conveniently located within ear shot of several different transit stations as well.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I heard Mike Tyson has reservations at the pizza place this weekend.

Holyfield turned down an invite.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I heard Mike Tyson has reservations at the pizza place this weekend.

Holyfield turned down an invite.

Everything is good there, I'm told, but you really have to try the Donner Pass Pizza. It's an all meat topping pie. They say it's to die for.

 

[1fisher]

They recently waxed the floors!

 

[dez_for_prez]

I read the tittle and thought some dude was chopping people up,putting them in his pizza and then selling it. Now that would be ****ed up

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Everything is good there, I'm told, but you really have to try the Donner Pass Pizza. It's an all meat topping pie. They say it's to die for.

:laugh2: That scene in Patch Adams when he is playing with the skeleton and says....Donner Party of five...just cracks me up every time.

 

[djmajestik]

Everything is good there, I'm told, but you really have to try the Donner Pass Pizza. It's an all meat topping pie. They say it's to die for.

NICE! :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[MonsterD]

Def-initely a place with low noise pollution, saw someone with a new silk purse there, looked kinda funny.

 

[trickblue]

It's a new diet fad. I heard Oprah was talking about it, so I am not surprised it is catching on.

SO many jokes here... I don't have time to list them all...

 

[Signals]

I read the tittle and thought some dude was chopping people up,putting them in his pizza and then selling it. Now that would be ****ed up

Those are next weeks headlines.:bang2: