Poor, poor espn... What to do now...

[Quarterback Coach]

As the self-proclaimed espn expert in this forum...thank you, thank you...

My heart truly does go out to them...

They may actually have to report on new stuff now. No more December woes, no more Romo can't win, no more haven't won a playoff game in "x" amount of years, etc.

WHAT WILL THEY DO?!?!?!?!?

On the bright side, accuracy in their reporting will still be optional at best, but they may actually have to write new stories instead of rehashing crap form the last few years...

I LOVE IT!!!

 

[Yeagermeister]

As the self-proclaimed espn expert in this forum...thank you, thank you...

My heart truly does go out to them...

They may actually have to report on new stuff now. No more December woes, no more Romo can't win, no more haven't won a playoff game in "x" amount of years, etc.

WHAT WILL THEY DO?!?!?!?!?

On the bright side, accuracy in their reporting will still be optional at best, but they may actually have to write new stories instead of rehashing crap form the last few years...

I LOVE IT!!!

Talk about Werder's hairpiece? :laugh2:

 

[Sarge]

We need an ESPN/Berman Sucks Zone.

 

[Yeagermeister]

We need an ESPN/Berman Sucks Zone.

It's called the Fan Zone :laugh2:

 

[Hypnotoad]

As the self-proclaimed espn expert in this forum...thank you, thank you...

My heart truly does go out to them...

They may actually have to report on new stuff now. No more December woes, no more Romo can't win, no more haven't won a playoff game in "x" amount of years, etc.

WHAT WILL THEY DO?!?!?!?!?

On the bright side, accuracy in their reporting will still be optional at best, but they may actually have to write new stories instead of rehashing crap form the last few years...

I LOVE IT!!!

What you just get a TV? JETS

J-E-T-S
J-E-T-S
J-E-T-S
J-E-T-S~!!!!

 

[Boyzmamacita]

We need an ESPN/Berman Sucks Zone.

Get 'er done, Sarge.:laugh2:

 

[adbutcher]

Talk about Werder's hairpiece? :laugh2:

:laugh2:

 

[Sarge]

It's called the Fan Zone :laugh2:

:laugh2:

 

[Americas_Team]

Chris Burman hates the cowboys... I can't remember the last time he picked the cowboys to win a game, but I like it that way.

Burman is the Marshall Faulk of ESPN

 

[THUMPER]

As the self-proclaimed espn expert in this forum...thank you, thank you...

My heart truly does go out to them...

They may actually have to report on new stuff now. No more December woes, no more Romo can't win, no more haven't won a playoff game in "x" amount of years, etc.

WHAT WILL THEY DO?!?!?!?!?

On the bright side, accuracy in their reporting will still be optional at best, but they may actually have to write new stories instead of rehashing crap form the last few years...

I LOVE IT!!!

I'm sure they will drag up something from their files... "Hey, isn't Troy Aikman gay?"

Anything to avoid actually being journalists.