Porky Pig Assaulted

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Six Flags Employees Charged With Beating Porky Pig
Woman In Costume Suffers Headaches, Stiff Neck

GURNEE, Ill.

Two Six Flags employees were ejected from the north suburban theme park Monday afternoon after allegedly attacking a female employee dressed as Porky Pig.

Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, took a photo with Porky Pig about 2:20 p.m. Monday at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times, Gurnee police said.

Both men are employees of the park and were visiting on their day off, Gurnee police Sgt. Jon Ward said.

Park security detained the men and Gurnee police responded about 4:30 p.m., Ward said.

Sikalchuk and Petrychenko, both of Waukegan, were issued local ordinance citations for battery and were ejected from the park, Ward said.

The suspects denied the attack, but witnesses confirmed the story, police said.

The 24-year-old woman inside the mascot costume suffered headaches and a stiff neck, but did not require hospitalization, Ward said.

The sergeant said the mascots are accompanied by a security guard, and attacks on mascots happen once or twice a year.

A Six Flags Great America representative was not available for comment Tuesday evening.
 
Joe Rod;3459317 said:
Six Flags Employees Charged With Beating Porky Pig
Woman In Costume Suffers Headaches, Stiff Neck

GURNEE, Ill.

Two Six Flags employees were ejected from the north suburban theme park Monday afternoon after allegedly attacking a female employee dressed as Porky Pig.

Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, took a photo with Porky Pig about 2:20 p.m. Monday at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times, Gurnee police said.

Both men are employees of the park and were visiting on their day off, Gurnee police Sgt. Jon Ward said.

Park security detained the men and Gurnee police responded about 4:30 p.m., Ward said.

Sikalchuk and Petrychenko, both of Waukegan, were issued local ordinance citations for battery and were ejected from the park, Ward said.

The suspects denied the attack, but witnesses confirmed the story, police said.

The 24-year-old woman inside the mascot costume suffered headaches and a stiff neck, but did not require hospitalization, Ward said.

The sergeant said the mascots are accompanied by a security guard, and attacks on mascots happen once or twice a year.

A Six Flags Great America representative was not available for comment Tuesday evening.

This is all Danny Snyder's fault.

VERY screwed up that they were assaulting a woman.
 
I just did some quick translations.

Taras Sikalchuk = Daniel Snyder
Dmytro Petrychenko = Mike Shanahan
 
Too bad it wasn't Barney...............
 
bbgun;3459363 said:
Well, no one likes a st-st-stutterer.

Fixed. For a full bodied effect..............
 
I was really hoping a video was somehow involved. Words just don't know it justice.
 
Joe Rod;3459317 said:
Taras Sikalchuk and Dmytro Petrychenko

These two ***-hats better lookout! Pigs run in herds or "gangs" if you will, and word is these guys are PISSED!

threelittlepigs.jpg

 
:laugh2:

I can't stop laughing at the mental image of this...

*snap*

alright, thanks for the picture!

*INSTANT BEAT DOWN COMMENCES*

*porky pig on the ground not moving*
 
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