Real NFL Themed Beers- and some funny fake ones

[Bobhaze]

ESPN today released a list of real and recent craft beers that are themed with the NFL. Some of the more famous ones include:

• “Brady’s Nightmare”- brewed in New Jersey as an obvious shot at Tom Terrific. (Is 10% by volume which aligns to Eli’s jersey number)
• “Dallas Sucks”- brewed by some idiot eaglet fan in Pennsylvania. Appropriately, it’s a pale ale.
• “Orange Crushicle”- brewed in Denver- it’s called “an experimental fruit beer”....yuck.
• “Undefeated”- a tribute to the ‘72 17-0 Dolphins. It’s called a beer that acts like champagne. Ok.

So....here are some possible craft beer names just for fun as well as some that take some shots at our pitiful NFC East rivals...

• “Jerry’s Blinding Sunlight Brew”- a light beer brewed in a bottle shaped like the west end of the Deathstar. But unlike the Deathstar, it comes complete with a draw curtain to block out the sun.
• “Deadskin Drool”- a foul smelling beer brewed in DC. Each bottle has the year “2005” etched on it (the last year the skins won a playoff game)
• “One”- a dark beer brewed special for eaglet fans in honor of their one Lombardi trophy! 0% alcohol by volume, LOL!
• “Midget Beer”- a little 3 oz shot glass of beer in honor of all giants fans.

What else?

 

[sandbridge77]

How about Cowboys Red Zone Light
3% alcohol and no matter how many you have it always leaves feeling like you should of had more.

 

[Ranching]

I love "Modz Zuck"!!!! I drink it Everytime I get benched!!

 

[CowboyStar88]

I love "Modz Zuck"!!!! I drink it Everytime I get benched!!

Incoming benching in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Tangle_Foot]

In honor of Jason Garrett
Claps Blue Ribbon
A near beer made from carrot tops

 

[Whyjerry]

ESPN today released a list of real and recent craft beers that are themed with the NFL. Some of the more famous ones include:

• “Brady’s Nightmare”- brewed in New Jersey as an obvious shot at Tom Terrific. (Is 10% by volume which aligns to Eli’s jersey number)
• “Dallas Sucks”- brewed by some idiot eaglet fan in Pennsylvania. Appropriately, it’s a pale ale.
• “Orange Crushicle”- brewed in Denver- it’s called “an experimental fruit beer”....yuck.
• “Undefeated”- a tribute to the ‘72 17-0 Dolphins. It’s called a beer that acts like champagne. Ok.

So....here are some possible craft beer names just for fun as well as some that take some shots at our pitiful NFC East rivals...

• “Jerry’s Blinding Sunlight Brew”- a light beer brewed in a bottle shaped like the west end of the Deathstar. But unlike the Deathstar, it comes complete with a draw curtain to block out the sun.
• “Deadskin Drool”- a foul smelling beer brewed in DC. Each bottle has the year “2005” etched on it (the last year the skins won a playoff game)
• “One”- a dark beer brewed special for eaglet fans in honor of their one Lombardi trophy! 0% alcohol by volume, LOL!
• “Midget Beer”- a little 3 oz shot glass of beer in honor of all giants fans.

What else?

Coach Carrot Top Ale

Tubby 21 Hefferweissen

Jerry’s Cialis Citris IPA

Coach Moore’s India Pale Ale Non Alcoholic

LC’s Lunging Lager

 

[Whyjerry]

I love "Modz Zuck"!!!! I drink it Everytime I get benched!!

Modzzz Napoleonic Nectar IPA.

 

[Bobhaze]

• “Carson’s half season Ale”- Brewed in honor of the half season Carson Wentz plays every year.
• “Teddy’s Brewski”- Brewed in honor of former Pats LB Teddy Bruschi.
• “Butt Fumble Brew- Mark Sanchez’s famous homemade brew

 

[Bohuntr97]

• “Butt Fumble Brew- Mark Sanchez’s famous homemade brew

Eeeew, Don't want to taste or scent of the flavor of another players behind LOL

 

[sunalsorises]

Goodell Stout--there's absolutely nothing in the glass but he still charges $75 per pint.

 

[HungryLion]

“Dallas Sucks” is brewed by a local brewery in Easton, PA, about 30 minutes from my house.

It’s a damn shame because I like a bunch of their other beers.

 

[Ranching]

“Dallas Sucks” is brewed by a local brewery in Easton, PA, about 30 minutes from my house.

It’s a damn shame because I like a bunch of their other beers.

Would you drink one called Garrett Sucks? Lol!

 

[ClappingCarrot]

I know down here in Charlotte we have a beer called "Roaring Riot", an homage to the fan club that travels around following the Panthers.

I wish I lived closer to Dallas

 

[DogFace]

I support any thread that includes beer.

“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy”—Benjamin Franklin

Or apparently not!!! https://www.fi.edu/benjamin-franklin/7-things-benjamin-franklin-never-said



Curse you internet!!! That should’ve lived on forever.

 

[jazzcat22]

America's Beer. Brewed at Jerry World.

 

[Ring Leader]

Has Colt 45 been taken?