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[Rynie]

I went today for the first time. I have to say this place is mad OVERRATED. I had fun, but:

- atleast hour wait for EVERY ride
- layout of park is weird. Poor signage made it a little difficult to find things.
- as expected EVERYTHING is expensive
- everything is a cluster****. Poor flow throughout the park.
- had to wait an HOUR and a HALF for dragon's revenge because they were doing a photo shoot. Why would you do that during park hours?
- do we need 10 river-type rides?

there were a few positives:

- master blaster is super dope
- free parking
- they allow coolers
- BEER!!!

oh....this is irrelavent, but the white-trash level was really high. It was like Wal-Mart in there.

who's been? What did you like/dislike about it. Overall i'd say 6/10

 

[theogt]

I think it's terrible. Would never suggest anyone going there. Just float the river instead.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

I think it's terrible. Would never suggest anyone going there. Just float the river instead.

+1. The only reason to go is if you're 16, looking for your first job, and your parents don't own their own company(ies).

 

[Rynie]

I think it's terrible. Would never suggest anyone going there. Just float the river instead.

luckily we did that too. Very fun, but I couldn't do that on a weekend with a bunch of loud drunks.

 

[YosemiteSam]

We always went tubing down the Guadalupe instead.

 

[Cythim]

I haven't been in about 15 years but we went on a weekday and lines weren't bad at all.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

+1. The only reason to go is if you're 16, looking for your first job, and your parents don't own their own company(ies).

What?

 

[joseephuss]

I don't think it is overrated. I don't think I have ever heard great things about it. Most people say it is just okay. You can have a good time, but no one expects greatness. I have enjoyed it when I have gone, but it isn't something I must do. The best time to go is during the week when school is back in session because it will be much smaller crowds.