Shortest books in the NFL

[8FOR!3]

I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before, there was some good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material than me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

"Living Up To The Hype" by JaMarcus Russell
"Stepping Up When It Matters" by Donovan McNabb
"How To Throw A Perfect Spiral" by Quincy Carter
"Creating A Cannon" by Matt Leinart
"College To Pro" by Ryan Leaf
"Sniper" by Brady Quinn
"Running Outside" by Marion Barber
"Why Training Camp Is Vital" by Brett Favre

 

[VietCowboy]

I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before, there was some good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material than me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

"Living Up To The Hype" by JaMarcus Russell
"Stepping Up When It Matters" by Donovan McNabb
"How To Throw A Perfect Spiral" by Quincy Carter
"Creating A Cannon" by Matt Leinart
"College To Pro" by Ryan Leaf
"Sniper" by Brady Quinn
"Running Outside" by Marion Barber
"Why Training Camp Is Vital" by Brett Favre with foreword by Albert Haynesworth

"How to win the Superbowl" by Buffalo Bills and Philadelphia Eagles

"Lessons in Modesty" by Rex Ryan

"How to act and dress classy" By the Hogettes

"The Perfect Season: How to go Undefeated" by New England Patriots 2007 foreword by Detroit Lions and Tampa Buccaneers

"Creating a Top Ten Draft Class" by Dan Synder and Al Davis

"Kicking in the Clutch" by Mike Vanderjagt

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Preseason is Irrelevant - by Overreacting Cowboys Fans, et al.

 

[VietCowboy]

Preseason is Irrelevant - by Overreacting Cowboys Fans, et al.

How to be mobile - by Drew Bledsoe

Firearm Safety Training Manual - Plexico Burress

Caring for your new puppy - by Michael Vick

For the good of the team - by Albert Haynesworth

Mental Toughness - Eli Manning

Testing Positive - by Demarcus Ware


"If I did it" - by OJ Simpson

...

oh wait.

 

[sureletsrace]

"Gettin' Skinny" - Terrence Cody
"Stopping the Rainfall" - Pacman Jones
"Class - It's Easy!" - Albert Haynesworth
"How to Truly Earn Your Paycheck" - Bobby Carpenter w/addition by Roy E. Williams
"Showing Patience in the Trenches" - Flozell Adams

 

[CowboyMike]

"Matching the Rest of the Uniform" - The Cowboys Uniform Pants

"Game Planning in Pre Season" - Wade Phillips, epilogue by Jason Garrett

"The Sky is Not Falling" - Cowboys Fans

"How to be a Gentleman" - Ben Rapesherburger

"Class" - Brandon Jacobs, forward by Antonio Pierce

"Smart Celebrations" -Desean Jackson

"Short to Intermediate Routes" - Desean Jackson

 

[VietCowboy]

Great Expectations - translated and adapted by Commanders Fans

Sense and Sensibility - adapted by Roger Goodell

The Man in the Iron Mask - adapted by Jerry Jones

 

[VietCowboy]

It only takes two muscle to smile - by Mike Ditka

How to Tip Valets - by Deon Anderson

How To be a Franchise Player - by T.O.

How to appease your football fan customers - Time Warner Cable

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Words and Their Meanings - Darren Hambrick

Using Proper Grammar - Darren Hambrick

Getting in Sync with Your Quarterback - Roy E. Williams

Excelling in Pass Coverage - Roy L. Williams

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Blocking in Space - Leonard Davis, foreword by Andre Gurode

Making a Great Country Album - Troy Aikman

Maturity - Martellus Bennett

Evading Pressure - Drew Bledsoe

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Just Say No - Mark Stepnoski

Drafting Linemen - Bill Parcells

Stonewalling Ray Edwards - Marc Colombo

Living the Quiet Life - Brett Favre

 

[Christiann]

"How To Get Rich Quick!" - Antonio Bryant

 

[brucekr]

We had a post like this after the week 17 win last season over the Eagles. One that I remember that was funny was

"Pounding the Rock" - by Andy Reid

 

[8FOR!3]

"No Means No" - Ben Roethlisberger

 

[Joe Realist]

1960-2010 Cowboys: A 50 year celebration, by Hostile

Living up to the hype of a number pick, by Matt Leinart

There is no I in Team, by Terrell Owens

How to avoid the limelight, by Jerry Jones

 

[Cythim]

"A Rookie's Guide to Getting Paid More Than His Draft Position Is Worth" - Michael Crabtree

 

[Number82]

1960-2010 Cowboys: A 50 year celebration, by Hostile

 

[8FOR!3]

1960-2010 Cowboys: A 50 year celebration, by Hostile

Living up to the hype of a number pick, by Matt Leinart

There is no I in Team, by Terrell Owens

How to avoid the limelight, by Jerry Jones

Give Leinart more credit than that, he was #10, not 1. :laugh2:

 

[Number82]

From the NFL's "How-To" Series ...

How-To: Be a Good Father by Antonio Cromartie

How-To: Pass a Fitness Test on try one or two or three by Albert Haynesworth

How-To: Report Accurate & Credible Sports News by ESPN

How-To: Get a Gun Through Airport Security by Barry Switzer

 

[Joe Realist]

Give Leinart more credit than that, he was #10, not 1. :laugh2:

he was the number pick 1 for the team, 1st round