Skin theme song...

Tio

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(feel free to add your own stanza's)
*to the tune of Hoedown*

Im a Commanders fan, until my face turns blue,
I root for the skins because I haven't got a clue,

I have big expectations for a good reason,
I heard the nfl is heading for another strike season,

Joe Gibbs is back and I am so happy,
even though, deep down I know, the skins will still be crappy,

Like all Commander fans, Im a stupid blind homer,
who cares if we suck? or if a midgets our owner...
 

LaTunaNostra

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Hey, I'm Sean Taylor, just caught a pie to my face
Switch my agent everyday, I'm a rookie head case
I got a crazy pipedream that I wanna be Roy
But for the next ten years, I'm his water boy

They call me Clinton Portis and I fancy I'm a stud
But without the Denver line, it's more like I'm a dud
I like to brag on threesomes cuz I'm kinda a sleaze
The only 3 I be in is the Dat-Wiley squeeze

Want more 31? :D
 

Tio

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D-line sucks? horrible OL? don't worry about it,
coaching will make it all go away, how could anyone doubt it?

got a system RB with a big attitude,
he'll recieve abuse, won't produce, and start acting rude,

never mind our DL will allow holes the size of craters,
anyone think we're not going to the SB is just a pure hater...
 

BrAinPaiNt

Mike Smith aka Backwoods Sexy
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No Offense...but do not stop your day jobs.

:D :cool:
 

LaTunaNostra

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RW31 said:
Poo on you BP...
BrainPaint BrainPaint, real funny he ain't

Yup its Fred Smoot the poor man's Champ Bailey
You buy that, you buy Jimmy J was Chan Gailey
Watch him get toasted it's a downright hoot
That'll be the day he makes the Bailey loot,
Smootie Smoot Smoot, Smoot, Smoot, Smootie
That'll be the day he gets the Bailey bootie
 

BrAinPaiNt

Mike Smith aka Backwoods Sexy
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Bass! How low can you go?
Death row. What a brother knows.

Once again, back is the incredible
the rhyme animal

the incredible D, Public Enemy Number One
'Five-O' said, 'Freeze!' and I got numb

Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun


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After Public Enemy....does it really matter?

BTW....

BRING THE NOISE!
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