So Yesterday I'm Driving To Pick Up Some Keys

[Hostile]

There's an apartment complex that wants me to re-key the entire place because a maintenance man has proven untrustworthy and had to be canned. I was on my way to the Main Office for this company to pick up their keys for this 12 unit apartment complex. As I'm headed up to that end of town I drive past a house that has weeds knee high in the front yard. The guy who owns or rents the place is outside with a garden hose just watering those weeds.

I guess he thinks they are a pretty green or something. I am always amazed at how stupid some people are. I shouldn't be.

 

[Joe Realist]

There's an apartment complex that wants me to re-key the entire place because a maintenance man has proven untrustworthy and had to be canned. I was on my way to the Main Office for this company to pick up their keys for this 12 unit apartment complex. As I'm headed up to that end of town I drive past a house that has weeds knee high in the front yard. The guy who owns or rents the place is outside with a garden hose just watering those weeds.

I guess he thinks they are a pretty green or something. I am always amazed at how stupid some people are. I shouldn't be.

he is saving the environment by not starting up the gas powered mower.

 

[Hostile]

he is saving the environment by not starting up the gas powered mower.

Yeah, but he's wasting water.

 

[Joe Realist]

Yeah, but he's wasting water.

If you pass him again, throw him some Round-Up and tell him it will make everything greener.