Stuff Nobody Says, your contributions.

[SaltwaterServr]

There's a video on Youtube that's a guy saying a bunch of stuff in certain situations that nobody says. Can't really link to it for language reasons.

One that floored me was "I'm thinking of ditching my iPhone to go with a Boost Mobile plan."

"Twilight should win an Oscar."

Anyway, let's see if you can come up with some of your own.

My few that I'm able to post:

1. Paris Hilton should definitely make more movies.

2. Keith Richards really looks good for his age.

3. I don't have enough cats.

4. I'd love to take you to the airport at 4 am on Tuesday.


Whatcha got?

 

[Hostile]

I wish the gas prices would go up.

I'm craving rice cakes.

Please let it top 100 degrees today.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Yes dear you need to gain more weight

*ducks for cover*

 

[Signals]

Football fans are such a lovely group of people. I wish more of them would speak their mind.

 

[ZeroClub]

We need to reduce the number of lanes on North Central Expressway.

I wish it was just a little shorter.

 

[tupperware]

I wish the gas prices would go up.

I'm craving rice cakes.

Please let it top 100 degrees today.

I thought you were supposed to say things that contradict the way things really are, but would still make sense if you didn't know there was contradiction? Or does it not matter?

 

[Kevinicus]

I wish the gas prices would go up.

Unfortunately, there are indeed people who say this.

 

[Faerluna]

You know where you can have a nice, level-headed discussion after a loss? CowboysZone.

 

[bbgun]

"Yes, Mr. Sacamano, you have my blessings to marry my daughter."

 

[Signals]

"Yes, Mr. Sacamano, you have my blessings to marry my daughter."

"I really like bbgun." -WoodysGirl

 

[Hostile]

You know where you can have a nice, level-headed discussion after a loss? CowboysZone.

"I like it when there are long lines at the bank and only one teller."

"The guy in front of me is a great driver."

"You should really let your pants sag so people can see your underwear."

"I like to dance, so I listen to opera."

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

CowboyMcCoy doesn't know football.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

"The guy in front of me is a great driver."

I've actually called one of those "How's my driving?" numbers and told them that the specific vehicle was driving well and cautiously and that I really enjoyed watching them drive. They logged the call and everything.

Yes, I have no life.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

"You should really let your pants sag so people can see your underwear."

:laugh2:

 

[vta]

To your wife:
You should see the girl we just hired.

To Your Boss:
Yes I do mind staying late.

To A Cop:
Yes I have been drinking.

In General:
I wish the guy in front of me would slow down.

 

[Hostile]

"I wish they would air the other 6 episodes of Cavemen."

"I am the 1 out of 5 people who don't suffer from diarrhea, I enjoy it."

"It tastes like squirrel."

"My daughter is not good enough for that young man."

 

[theogt]

"Hey, you guys think Ratliff can play 3-4 OLB?"

Oh wait...

 

[bbgun]

"Hey, you guys think Ratliff can play 3-4 OLB?"

Oh wait...

"I must say, ChldsPlay, that was a very insightful take on that movie."

 

[03EBZ06]

No dear, I don't need to have sex for another year.

 

[Hostile]

"Jerry Jones would look so much better if he got a face lift."