Talk about taking the law in your own hands...

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

You just have to read it to believe it.

 

[BrownSugar]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

You just have to read it to believe it.

Now that is pretty disgusting!!!

 

[Yeagermeister]

What a maroon

 

[Reef Engineer]

The article mistakenly called him a jurist at one point which is probably where he'll have to sit to make it back into a court room.

I like how Shorty said the male enhancement pump was just a gag gift ... yeah, sure.

Sad, sad, sad.